Norwich

2706.5kgs lost since launch

Friday 6:30PM - 8:30PM

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
The FDC@OpenAcademy, Salhouse Road, Norwich, NR7 9DL

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Season 26 Standings

Season Loss: 31.9kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Mooby Blues 7 5 0 2 107 66 41 10
Maradona Kebab 7 5 0 2 88 70 18 10
FC Twente Sausage Rolls 7 4 0 3 78 67 11 8
KFC Bournemouth 7 3 0 4 78 74 4 6
Full Of Ham FC 7 2 1 4 49 81 -32 5
Borussia Porkmund 7 1 1 5 61 103 -42 3
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Mooby Blues 7 6 1 0 35 10 25 13
FC Twente Sausage Rolls 7 5 0 2 24 17 7 10
KFC Bournemouth 7 2 2 3 14 11 3 6
Maradona Kebab 7 1 3 3 8 10 -2 5
Full Of Ham FC 7 1 3 3 6 13 -7 5
Borussia Porkmund 7 1 1 5 7 33 -26 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Maradona Kebab 7 5 0 2 29 17 12 10
FC Twente Sausage Rolls 7 4 1 2 18 8 10 9
The Mooby Blues 7 4 0 3 15 14 1 8
KFC Bournemouth 7 3 0 4 20 25 -5 6
Borussia Porkmund 7 3 0 4 16 22 -6 6
Full Of Ham FC 7 1 1 5 12 24 -12 3

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - December 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 10 v 6 The Mooby Blues
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 7 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls 3 v 13 Maradona Kebab
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Full Of Ham FC 7 v 3 KFC Bournemouth
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Mooby Blues 18 v 10 KFC Bournemouth
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 12 8 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Maradona Kebab 21 v 11 Full Of Ham FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 11 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 14 v 20 FC Twente Sausage Rolls
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 11 7 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 KFC Bournemouth 13 v 17 Maradona Kebab
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Full Of Ham FC 9 v 9 Borussia Porkmund
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls 7 v 20 The Mooby Blues
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
9
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 7 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - January 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 4 v 23 KFC Bournemouth
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 8 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 The Mooby Blues 18 v 14 Maradona Kebab
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 8 7 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls 5 v 9 Full Of Ham FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - January 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Full Of Ham FC 3 v 21 The Mooby Blues
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 11 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 KFC Bournemouth 2 v 13 FC Twente Sausage Rolls
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Maradona Kebab 13 v 8 Borussia Porkmund
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Mooby Blues 13 v 10 Borussia Porkmund
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls 11 v 3 Maradona Kebab
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 6 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Full Of Ham FC 4 v 15 KFC Bournemouth
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 KFC Bournemouth 12 v 11 The Mooby Blues
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Maradona Kebab 7 v 6 Full Of Ham FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 6 v 19 FC Twente Sausage Rolls
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 6 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Mooby Blues - v - FC Twente Sausage Rolls
19:30
League		 Full Of Ham FC - v - Borussia Porkmund
20:00
League		 KFC Bournemouth - v - Maradona Kebab
Week 9 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Maradona Kebab - v - The Mooby Blues
19:30
League		 Borussia Porkmund - v - KFC Bournemouth
20:00
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls - v - Full Of Ham FC
Week 10 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Mooby Blues - v - Full Of Ham FC
19:30
League		 KFC Bournemouth - v - FC Twente Sausage Rolls
20:00
League		 Maradona Kebab - v - Borussia Porkmund
Week 11 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund - v - The Mooby Blues
19:30
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls - v - Maradona Kebab
20:00
League		 Full Of Ham FC - v - KFC Bournemouth
Week 12 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Mooby Blues - v - KFC Bournemouth
19:30
League		 Maradona Kebab - v - Full Of Ham FC
20:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund - v - FC Twente Sausage Rolls
Week 13 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls - v - The Mooby Blues
19:30
League		 Full Of Ham FC - v - Borussia Porkmund
20:00
League		 KFC Bournemouth - v - Maradona Kebab
Week 14 - April 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Mooby Blues - v - Maradona Kebab
19:30
League		 Borussia Porkmund - v - KFC Bournemouth
20:00
League		 FC Twente Sausage Rolls - v - Full Of Ham FC
Week 15 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Full Of Ham FC - v - The Mooby Blues
19:30
League		 KFC Bournemouth - v - FC Twente Sausage Rolls
20:00
League		 Maradona Kebab - v - Borussia Porkmund

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Chris Nicholls 6.54%
2 Danny May 5.92%
3 Gary Pitcher 5.91%
4 Karl Coppack 5.48%
5 Ben Wyatt 4.28%
6 Niall Baker 3.08%
7 Tom Phillipson 3.02%
8 Dan Church 2.98%
9 Marcus Evans 2.89%
10 Patrick Gilding 2.59%
11 Nick Dann 2.59%
12 Nick Noakes 2.43%
13 Ruben Davis 2.38%
14 Paddy Mercer 1.87%
15 Oliver Harvey 1.76%
16 James Barnett 1.35%
17 Jack Caffrey 1.17%
18 Callum Newton 0.80%
19 Sam Seager 0.69%
20 Ryan Hall 0.57%
21 Trafford Macdonald 0.41%
22 Leon Baker 0.40%
23 Daniel Trett 0.26%
24 Daniel Studd 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Jamie Tassell 9.00
2 Clive Jolly 8.00
3 Patrick Gilding 8.00
4 Chris Nicholls 6.50
5 Gary Pitcher 6.00
6 Ben Wyatt 6.00
7 Karl Coppack 5.50
8 Ruben Davis 5.50
9 Marcus Evans 5.50
10 Danny May 4.00
11 Oliver Harvey 3.00
12 Trafford Macdonald 3.00
13 Tom Phillipson 3.00
14 Ryan Hall 2.00
15 Daniel Studd 2.00
16 Neil Bamber 1.50
17 Gareth Brown 1.50
18 Paddy Mercer 1.00
19 Nick Dann 1.00
20 Sam Seager 1.00
21 James Flower 1.00
22 Daniel Trett 1.00
23 James Barnett 1.00
24 Jack Caffrey 1.00
25 Niall Baker 0.50
26 Nick Noakes 0.50
27 Dan Church 0.50
28 Chris Murch 0.50
29 Tyler Lehane 0.50
30 Leon Baker 0.50
31 Callum Newton 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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