Nuneaton

906.4kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 6:30-8:00pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
The ESC Nuneaton (Nuneaton Academy School), Radnor Drive, Nuneaton, CV10 7PD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Nuneaton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 18 Standings

Season Loss: 41.5kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Red Team 4 3 1 0 35 24 11 7
Slimdown Town 4 2 0 2 24 31 -7 4
Paris Sandwich Man 4 1 1 2 31 33 -2 3
Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 4 1 0 3 29 31 -2 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 4 2 1 1 13 7 6 5
The Red Team 4 2 0 2 8 6 2 4
Paris Sandwich Man 4 2 0 2 6 11 -5 4
Slimdown Town 4 1 1 2 5 8 -3 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Red Team 4 3 0 1 12 5 7 6
Paris Sandwich Man 4 3 0 1 10 8 2 6
Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 4 1 0 3 7 10 -3 2
Slimdown Town 4 1 0 3 7 13 -6 2

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Red Team 3 3 0 0 27 12 15 6
Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 3 2 0 1 19 20 -1 4
Paris Sandwich Man 3 1 0 2 11 18 -7 2
Slimdown Town 3 0 0 3 13 20 -7 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 10 v 6 Slimdown Town
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 7 v 8 The Red Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 10 v 5 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 The Red Team 9 v 1 Slimdown Town
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Slimdown Town 4 v 8 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Paris Sandwich Man 2 v 8 The Red Team
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Red Team 8 v 6 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 6 v 7 Slimdown Town
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Slimdown Town 6 v 8 The Red Team
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 7 v 5 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - April 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Slimdown Town 10 v 6 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 The Red Team 10 v 10 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 5 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - April 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits 4 v 11 The Red Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Paris Sandwich Man 4 v 3 Slimdown Town
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - April 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits - v - Paris Sandwich Man
19:30
League		 The Red Team - v - Slimdown Town
Week 9 - April 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - The Red Team
19:30
Cup		 Slimdown Town - v - Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits
Week 10 - May 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - Slimdown Town
19:30
League		 The Red Team - v - Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits
Week 11 - May 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Slimdown Town - v - The Red Team
19:30
League		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits - v - Paris Sandwich Man
Week 12 - May 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Slimdown Town - v - Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits
19:30
Cup		 The Red Team - v - Paris Sandwich Man
Week 13 - May 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - Slimdown Town
19:30
League		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits - v - The Red Team
Week 14 - June 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 The Red Team - v - Slimdown Town
19:30
Cup		 Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits - v - Paris Sandwich Man
Week 15 - June 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - The Red Team
19:30
League		 Slimdown Town - v - Bingos Chilli Blue Bandits

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Martin Morris 8.94%
2 Rob Jones 4.31%
3 Mike Palmer 3.99%
4 Lewis Colloff 3.96%
5 Tom Yates 3.35%
6 Jenson Bennett 3.06%
7 Gary Kolomyjec 2.53%
8 Matt Spencer 2.23%
9 Ricky Rimmer 1.94%
10 Jeevan Birdi 1.82%
11 Michael Warwick 1.69%
12 Steven Ballard 1.69%
13 Brian Rhodie 1.62%
14 Karl Baker 1.51%
15 Thomas Stenson 1.34%
16 Sukhi Singh 1.29%
17 David Brown 1.00%
18 Ashley Sheehan 0.95%
19 Robbie Ellis 0.78%
20 Mark O’neill 0.72%
21 Joshua Twigger 0.44%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Jeevan Birdi 6.00
2 Jenson Bennett 6.00
3 Rob Jones 5.50
4 Mark O’neill 4.00
5 Martin Morris 3.50
6 Gary Kolomyjec 3.50
7 Mike Palmer 3.50
8 Lewis Colloff 3.50
9 Steven Ballard 3.00
10 Sukhi Singh 2.50
11 Michael Warwick 2.50
12 Brian Rhodie 2.50
13 Matt Spencer 2.50
14 Ricky Rimmer 2.50
15 Tom Yates 2.00
16 David Brown 2.00
17 Thomas Stenson 1.00
18 Connor Smith 1.00
19 Robbie Ellis 1.00
20 Karl Baker 1.00

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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