Oldbury

4566.3kgs lost since launch

Friday 7:00-9.30pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Oldbury. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 26 Standings

Season Loss: 54.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Yellow Chubmarines 2 2 0 0 22 19 3 4
Fatburn Rovers 2 1 1 0 23 19 4 3
Fatladico Madrid 2 1 1 0 23 20 3 3
Real Madras 2 0 2 0 24 24 0 2
Paris St Chowmein 2 0 0 2 18 22 -4 0
Cheffield Fryday 2 0 0 2 16 22 -6 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Fatladico Madrid 2 1 1 0 9 6 3 3
Fatburn Rovers 2 1 1 0 8 6 2 3
Real Madras 2 0 2 0 8 8 0 2
Paris St Chowmein 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 2
Yellow Chubmarines 2 1 0 1 4 6 -2 2
Cheffield Fryday 2 0 0 2 4 7 -3 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Yellow Chubmarines 2 2 0 0 6 1 5 4
Fatladico Madrid 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 4
Fatburn Rovers 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
Real Madras 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1
Cheffield Fryday 2 0 0 2 1 4 -3 0
Paris St Chowmein 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid 11 v 8 Paris St Chowmein
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 12 v 12 Real Madras
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday 9 v 11 Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines 11 v 10 Paris St Chowmein
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Madras 12 v 12 Fatladico Madrid
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday 7 v 11 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Real Madras
Week 4 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Paris St Chowmein
20:00
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Real Madras
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Fatladico Madrid
Week 5 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Madras - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:00
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Fatladico Madrid
Week 6 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatladico Madrid
20:00
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
League		 Real Madras - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 7 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Real Madras
20:00
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Cheffield Fryday
Week 8 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Fatladico Madrid
20:30
League		 Real Madras - v - Paris St Chowmein
Week 9 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Real Madras - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Cheffield Fryday
Week 10 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Real Madras
20:00
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Fatladico Madrid
Week 11 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Paris St Chowmein
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Real Madras
Week 12 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Real Madras - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Yellow Chubmarines
Week 13 - July 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:00
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Real Madras
Week 14 - August 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Real Madras
20:00
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Yellow Chubmarines

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Christopher Kinsey 4.91%
2 Luke Stamps 4.62%
3 Kevin Randle 4.42%
4 Paul Hill 4.21%
5 Josh Hayward 3.73%
6 Isaac Abraham 3.53%
7 Zac Burns 2.62%
8 Kevin Lee Johnson 2.47%
9 Paul Rainbow 2.36%
10 Kieren Holmes 2.05%
11 Dave Vernon 1.96%
12 David Hutchins 1.94%
13 Adam Willetts 1.87%
14 Gary Doleman 1.83%
15 Edward Garner 1.82%
16 Matthew Kiteley 1.68%
17 Brad Anslow 1.56%
18 Brad Mcentee 1.53%
19 William Bennett 1.45%
20 Lee Burgess 1.40%
21 Shaun Martin 1.31%
22 Ravi Uppal 1.13%
23 Neil Agar 1.12%
24 Ben Farnsworth 1.07%
25 Nathan Numan 1.06%
26 Connor Anslow 1.02%
27 Robert Riley 0.97%
28 John Harrison 0.80%
29 Craig Bishop 0.71%
30 Bruce Milne 0.66%
31 Dan Hickman 0.60%
32 Daniel Turrell 0.55%
33 Kirk Harrison 0.55%
34 Gordon Winwood 0.40%
35 Dominic Briscoe 0.37%
36 Robert Smith 0.22%
37 James Evans 0.22%
38 Sid Millington 0.21%
39 Darren Hooper 0.16%
40 Dylan Fletcher 0.14%
41 Carl Walker-shelton 0.12%
42 Paul Haworth 0.11%
43 Symeon Wright 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Bruce Milne 3.50
2 Gary Doleman 2.00
3 Mandeep Nijjar 2.00
4 Paul Fellows 2.00
5 Zac Burns 1.00
6 Josh Hayward 1.00
7 Luke Stamps 1.00
8 John Harrison 1.00
9 Daniel Turrell 1.00
10 Ben Farnsworth 1.00
11 Paul Rainbow 1.00
12 Kevin Lee Johnson 1.00
13 Isaac Abraham 1.00
14 Lee Burgess 1.00
15 Dylan Fletcher 1.00
16 Kieren Holmes 1.00
17 Kevin Randle 1.00
18 David Hutchins 1.00
19 Brad Mcentee 1.00
20 Connor Anslow 1.00
21 Shaun Martin 1.00
22 Christopher Kinsey 1.00
23 Robert Riley 0.50
24 Robert Smith 0.50
25 Gordon Winwood 0.50
26 Neil Agar 0.50
27 William Bennett 0.50
28 Sid Millington 0.50
29 Dominic Briscoe 0.50
30 Russell Gray 0.50
31 Ravi Uppal 0.50
32 Paul Hill 0.50
33 Dave Vernon 0.50
34 Craig Bishop 0.50
35 James Evans 0.50
36 Brad Anslow 0.50
37 Adam Willetts 0.50
38 Matthew Kiteley 0.50
39 Dan Hickman 0.50
40 Symeon Wright 0.50
41 Nathan Numan 0.50
42 Edward Garner 0.50
43 Carl Walker-shelton 0.50
44 Kirk Harrison 0.50
45 Paul Haworth 0.50
46 Darren Hooper 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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