Oldbury

4509.2kgs lost since launch

Friday 7:00-10.00pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury, B69 1HE

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Season 25 Standings

Season Loss: 18.3kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Sh*t On It FC 5 3 1 1 65 41 24 7
FC Bayern Munching 5 3 1 1 57 43 14 7
Fatburn Rovers 5 3 1 1 68 62 6 7
Roast Ham United 5 3 1 1 60 61 -1 7
Real Manjaro Madras 5 2 0 3 46 42 4 4
A Load Of Kaka 5 2 0 3 41 52 -11 4
Cheffield Fryday 5 1 0 4 31 46 -15 2
Waist Management 5 1 0 4 34 55 -21 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Sh*t On It FC 5 5 0 0 17 4 13 10
FC Bayern Munching 5 4 0 1 12 2 10 8
Fatburn Rovers 5 3 1 1 23 8 15 7
A Load Of Kaka 5 2 1 2 4 8 -4 5
Roast Ham United 5 2 1 2 10 16 -6 5
Waist Management 5 2 0 3 1 10 -9 4
Real Manjaro Madras 5 0 1 4 0 6 -7 1
Cheffield Fryday 5 0 0 5 0 9 -12 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Manjaro Madras 5 3 1 1 17 7 10 7
Roast Ham United 5 3 0 2 12 9 3 6
Sh*t On It FC 5 2 2 1 7 9 -2 6
FC Bayern Munching 5 2 1 2 17 7 10 5
Cheffield Fryday 5 2 1 2 10 10 0 5
A Load Of Kaka 5 2 1 2 13 19 -6 5
Waist Management 5 1 2 2 10 16 -6 4
Fatburn Rovers 5 0 2 3 13 22 -9 2

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 FC Bayern Munching 10 v 6 Real Manjaro Madras
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 A Load Of Kaka 12 v 1 Waist Management
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday 4 v 6 Sh*t On It FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 8 v 15 Roast Ham United
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 4 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 A Load Of Kaka 9 v 6 Cheffield Fryday
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Waist Management 7 v 6 Real Manjaro Madras
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Roast Ham United 8 v 8 FC Bayern Munching
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Sh*t On It FC 10 v 10 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday 7 v 4 Waist Management
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Manjaro Madras 14 v 17 Roast Ham United
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 8 9 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers 19 v 12 A Load Of Kaka
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 9 4 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FC Bayern Munching 7 v 20 Sh*t On It FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 13 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday 9 v 12 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 A Load Of Kaka 4 v 17 FC Bayern Munching
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 8 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Sh*t On It FC 4 v 11 Real Manjaro Madras
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Waist Management 6 v 11 Roast Ham United
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Roast Ham United 9 v 25 Sh*t On It FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
10
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 10 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 FC Bayern Munching 15 v 5 Cheffield Fryday
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 19 v 16 Waist Management
Scales 10
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 3
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 7 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Real Manjaro Madras 9 v 4 A Load Of Kaka
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Waist Management - v - Sh*t On It FC
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - FC Bayern Munching
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Real Manjaro Madras
21:00
League		 A Load Of Kaka - v - Roast Ham United
Week 7 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Manjaro Madras - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Roast Ham United - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
League		 Sh*t On It FC - v - A Load Of Kaka
21:00
League		 FC Bayern Munching - v - Waist Management
Week 8 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Manjaro Madras - v - FC Bayern Munching
20:00
League		 Roast Ham United - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Waist Management - v - A Load Of Kaka
21:00
League		 Sh*t On It FC - v - Cheffield Fryday
Week 9 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 FC Bayern Munching - v - Roast Ham United
20:00
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - A Load Of Kaka
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Sh*t On It FC
21:00
League		 Real Manjaro Madras - v - Waist Management
Week 10 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 A Load Of Kaka - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Waist Management - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
League		 Roast Ham United - v - Real Manjaro Madras
21:00
League		 Sh*t On It FC - v - FC Bayern Munching
Week 11 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Roast Ham United - v - Waist Management
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
League		 Real Manjaro Madras - v - Sh*t On It FC
21:00
League		 FC Bayern Munching - v - A Load Of Kaka
Week 12 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Sh*t On It FC - v - Roast Ham United
20:30
League		 Waist Management - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - FC Bayern Munching
21:00
League		 A Load Of Kaka - v - Real Manjaro Madras
Week 13 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Sh*t On It FC - v - Waist Management
20:00
League		 FC Bayern Munching - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Roast Ham United - v - A Load Of Kaka
21:00
League		 Real Manjaro Madras - v - Cheffield Fryday
Week 14 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Real Manjaro Madras
20:00
League		 A Load Of Kaka - v - Sh*t On It FC
20:30
League		 Waist Management - v - FC Bayern Munching
21:00
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Roast Ham United

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Dan Higgins 10.09%
2 Brad Anslow 6.85%
3 Kevin Randle 5.86%
4 Sid Millington 5.32%
5 Robert Riley 4.66%
6 Isaac Abraham 4.59%
7 Mehran Kamranfar 4.19%
8 Aman Sandhu 3.41%
9 John Harrison 3.37%
10 Mark Bicknell 3.35%
11 Paul Fellows 2.67%
12 Bruce Milne 2.56%
13 Nathan Numan 2.36%
14 Neil Agar 2.26%
15 Stephen Abraham 1.63%
16 Lennox Wilson 1.45%
17 Dylan Fletcher 1.39%
18 Craig Bishop 1.32%
19 Garry Hall 1.19%
20 Mark Greenwell 1.17%
21 Chris Rodgers 1.16%
22 David Hutchins 1.05%
23 Senthuran Sivarajah 1.04%
24 Mandeep Nijjar 0.85%
25 Christopher Kinsey 0.59%
26 Carl Walker-shelton 0.59%
27 Paul Haworth 0.56%
28 Symeon Wright 0.54%
29 Matthew Kiteley 0.46%
30 Robert Smith 0.33%
31 Steven Brayshaw 0.29%
32 Adam Willetts 0.27%
33 Liam Westwood 0.23%
34 Ben Farnsworth 0.21%
35 Shaun Martin 0.20%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Gary Doleman 6.00
2 Dan Higgins 6.00
3 Kevin Randle 6.00
4 Paul Fellows 6.00
5 Sid Millington 5.50
6 Dylan Fletcher 5.00
7 Aman Sandhu 4.00
8 Isaac Abraham 3.00
9 Chris Rodgers 2.50
10 Robert Riley 2.50
11 Garry Hall 2.50
12 John Harrison 2.50
13 Nathan Numan 2.50
14 Mark Greenwell 2.50
15 Brad Anslow 2.50
16 Carl Walker-shelton 2.50
17 David Hutchins 2.00
18 Shaun Martin 2.00
19 Ben Farnsworth 1.50
20 William Bennett 1.50
21 Mandeep Nijjar 1.00
22 Bruce Milne 1.00
23 Wayne Manley 1.00
24 Gordon Winwood 1.00
25 Andy Mchugo 1.00
26 Mark Bicknell 1.00
27 Craig Bishop 1.00
28 Paul Haworth 1.00
29 Neil Agar 1.00
30 Senthuran Sivarajah 1.00
31 Stephen Abraham 0.50
32 Robert Smith 0.50
33 Lennox Wilson 0.50
34 Mehran Kamranfar 0.50
35 Liam Westwood 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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