Oldbury

4587kgs lost since launch

Friday 7:00-9.30pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Oldbury. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 26 Standings

Season Loss: 74.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Yellow Chubmarines 3 3 0 0 39 34 5 6
Fatladico Madrid 3 2 1 0 42 32 10 5
Real Madras 3 1 2 0 46 39 7 4
Fatburn Rovers 3 1 1 1 38 36 2 3
Paris St Chowmein 3 0 0 3 32 43 -11 0
Cheffield Fryday 3 0 0 3 27 40 -13 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Madras 3 2 1 0 18 11 7 5
Fatburn Rovers 3 2 1 0 15 10 5 5
Fatladico Madrid 3 2 0 1 16 12 4 4
Yellow Chubmarines 3 1 0 2 8 13 -5 2
Paris St Chowmein 3 1 0 2 9 15 -6 2
Cheffield Fryday 3 0 0 3 9 14 -5 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Yellow Chubmarines 3 3 0 0 9 3 6 6
Fatladico Madrid 3 3 0 0 6 2 4 6
Fatburn Rovers 3 1 1 1 6 5 1 3
Paris St Chowmein 3 1 0 2 6 10 -4 2
Real Madras 3 0 1 2 8 10 -2 1
Cheffield Fryday 3 0 0 3 2 7 -5 0

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Fatladico Madrid 1 1 0 0 20 15 5 2
Real Madras 1 1 0 0 13 10 3 2
Paris St Chowmein 1 1 0 0 11 8 3 2
Yellow Chubmarines 1 0 0 1 10 13 -3 0
Cheffield Fryday 1 0 0 1 8 11 -3 0
Fatburn Rovers 1 0 0 1 15 20 -5 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid 11 v 8 Paris St Chowmein
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 12 v 12 Real Madras
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday 9 v 11 Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines 11 v 10 Paris St Chowmein
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Madras 13 v 13 Fatladico Madrid
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 5
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday 7 v 11 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers 15 v 17 Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 7 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatladico Madrid 18 v 11 Cheffield Fryday
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein 14 v 21 Real Madras
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 4 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Cheffield Fryday 8 v 11 Paris St Chowmein
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Yellow Chubmarines 10 v 13 Real Madras
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Fatburn Rovers 15 v 20 Fatladico Madrid
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
13
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Madras - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:00
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Fatladico Madrid
Week 6 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatladico Madrid
20:00
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
League		 Real Madras - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 7 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Real Madras
20:00
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Cheffield Fryday
Week 8 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
Cup		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Fatladico Madrid
20:30
Cup		 Real Madras - v - Paris St Chowmein
Week 9 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Real Madras - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Cheffield Fryday
Week 10 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Real Madras
20:00
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Fatladico Madrid
Week 11 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Paris St Chowmein
20:30
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Real Madras
Week 12 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
Cup		 Real Madras - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:30
Cup		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Fatladico Madrid
Week 13 - July 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Cheffield Fryday
20:00
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Real Madras
Week 14 - August 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatladico Madrid - v - Real Madras
20:00
League		 Cheffield Fryday - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Paris St Chowmein - v - Yellow Chubmarines

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Josh Hayward 6.80%
2 Christopher Kinsey 5.80%
3 Paul Hill 5.67%
4 Aman Sandhu 5.31%
5 Luke Stamps 4.26%
6 Zac Burns 4.18%
7 Gary Doleman 3.66%
8 Isaac Abraham 3.64%
9 Paul Rainbow 3.41%
10 Nathan Numan 2.79%
11 Kevin Lee Johnson 2.65%
12 Shaun Martin 2.62%
13 Kieren Holmes 2.54%
14 Brad Mcentee 2.51%
15 Ravi Uppal 2.47%
16 Edward Garner 2.45%
17 Dominic Briscoe 2.34%
18 Sam Mcnally 2.31%
19 Neil Agar 2.24%
20 William Bennett 2.05%
21 Dave Vernon 1.96%
22 Adam Willetts 1.96%
23 John Harrison 1.89%
24 Ben Farnsworth 1.71%
25 Russell Gray 1.52%
26 Lee Burgess 1.50%
27 Kirk Harrison 1.46%
28 Kevin Randle 1.16%
29 Thomas Coley 1.09%
30 Robert Riley 0.97%
31 David Hutchins 0.86%
32 Craig Bishop 0.71%
33 Stephen Abraham 0.61%
34 Daniel Turrell 0.55%
35 James Evans 0.55%
36 Carl Walker-shelton 0.48%
37 Symeon Wright 0.47%
38 Robert Smith 0.22%
39 Paul Haworth 0.11%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Josh Hayward 6.00
2 Zac Burns 6.00
3 Paul Hill 5.50
4 Paul Fellows 5.00
5 Gary Doleman 5.00
6 Dylan Fletcher 4.00
7 Aman Sandhu 4.00
8 Bruce Milne 4.00
9 Mandeep Nijjar 4.00
10 John Harrison 3.00
11 Shaun Martin 3.00
12 Ben Farnsworth 3.00
13 Dominic Briscoe 2.50
14 Christopher Kinsey 2.50
15 Neil Agar 2.50
16 William Bennett 2.50
17 David Hutchins 2.50
18 Luke Stamps 2.50
19 Brad Mcentee 2.50
20 Paul Rainbow 2.50
21 Lee Burgess 2.50
22 Kevin Lee Johnson 2.50
23 Kirk Harrison 2.50
24 Nathan Numan 2.50
25 Isaac Abraham 2.50
26 Russell Gray 2.50
27 Kieren Holmes 2.50
28 Ravi Uppal 1.00
29 Sam Mcnally 1.00
30 Daniel Turrell 1.00
31 James Evans 1.00
32 Adam Willetts 1.00
33 Thomas Coley 1.00
34 Symeon Wright 1.00
35 Edward Garner 1.00
36 Carl Walker-shelton 1.00
37 Kevin Randle 1.00
38 Robert Smith 0.50
39 Dave Vernon 0.50
40 Craig Bishop 0.50
41 Robert Riley 0.50
42 Sid Millington 0.50
43 Stephen Abraham 0.50
44 Paul Haworth 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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