Paisley
1357.1kgs lost since launch
Wednesday 19:00 - 21:00
WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Powerleague Paisley, Anchor Grounds, Blackhall Street, PA1 1TD
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Paisley. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
PLEASE NOTE: This club is undertaking a pilot, where we're offering 38 minute matches rather than the standard 28 minute format. This is due to run through to 14th April 2027. We look forward to welcoming you along soon!
Season 16 Standings
Season Loss: 48.4kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BIG RØD | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 7 |
| PA Sturm Fatz | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 10 | 8 | 6 |
| Scran Marino | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 6 | 6 |
| Rapid Vienetta | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 3 |
| Spongecake Lisbon | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 2 |
| Goldmembers FC | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 11 | -12 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BIG RØD | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 29 | 8 | 21 | 6 |
| PA Sturm Fatz | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 6 |
| Scran Marino | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 6 |
| Goldmembers FC | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 17 | -1 | 4 |
| Spongecake Lisbon | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 16 | -3 | 2 |
| Rapid Vienetta | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 33 | -26 | 0 |
Cup Standings
League Cup
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BIG RØD | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 22 | 14 | 4 |
| Scran Marino | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 28 | 14 | 14 | 3 |
| PA Sturm Fatz | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 21 | 15 | 2 |
| Rapid Vienetta | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2 |
| Spongecake Lisbon | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 28 | -16 | 1 |
| Goldmembers FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 40 | -27 | 0 |
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | James Love | 8.46% |
| 2 | Martin Hamilton | 5.19% |
| 3 | Mark Pirie | 4.86% |
| 4 | Daryll Mcvey | 4.12% |
| 5 | Stephen Dunn | 3.97% |
| 6 | Jamie Cavan | 3.91% |
| 7 | Stuart Bain | 3.73% |
| 8 | Joe Mcghee | 3.53% |
| 9 | Ross Stewart | 3.42% |
| 10 | Gavin Gemmell | 3.12% |
| 11 | Andrew Officer | 2.87% |
| 12 | Mark Campbell | 2.47% |
| 13 | Benjamin Thompson | 2.39% |
| 14 | Craig Elliott | 2.31% |
| 15 | Alan Caldicott | 2.29% |
| 16 | David Adam | 2.26% |
| 17 | David Graham | 2.14% |
| 18 | Fraser Dalgleish | 2.06% |
| 19 | Jamie Birnie | 2.01% |
| 20 | David Mckay | 1.95% |
| 21 | Stephen O'neill | 1.85% |
| 22 | Ewen Maccoll | 1.79% |
| 23 | Craig Anderson | 1.70% |
| 24 | Rhys Barlow | 1.55% |
| 25 | Drew Queen | 1.39% |
| 26 | Dylan Weir | 1.05% |
| 27 | Alistair Harkness | 1.05% |
| 28 | Graham Cooke | 0.85% |
| 29 | Gavin Glover | 0.78% |
| 30 | Chris Dickey | 0.64% |
| 31 | Dylan Hainey | 0.34% |
| 32 | Jim Hallan | 0.12% |
| 33 | Ian Mort | 0.07% |
Top Scorers
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