Portsmouth

1583.3kgs lost since launch

Tuesday 19:00 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Goals, Tangier Road, Portsmouth, PO3 6QA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Portsmouth . Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 26 Standings

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Lobstar Belgrade 8 8 0 0 69 31 38 16
Thai Green Mean Machine 8 2 0 6 36 55 -19 4
Paris Saint Gelato 8 2 0 6 30 49 -19 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Lobstar Belgrade 8 8 0 0 14 0 17 16
Paris Saint Gelato 8 2 2 4 0 4 -4 6
Thai Green Mean Machine 8 0 2 6 0 7 -13 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Lobstar Belgrade 8 4 1 3 34 27 7 9
Thai Green Mean Machine 8 4 0 4 37 34 3 8
Paris Saint Gelato 8 3 1 4 22 32 -10 7

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine 8 v 10 Red Lobstar Belgrade
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 7 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine 9 v 4 Paris Saint Gelato
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:10
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade 9 v 7 Paris Saint Gelato
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Paris Saint Gelato 3 v 6 Red Lobstar Belgrade
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade 9 v 4 Thai Green Mean Machine
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:10
League		 Paris Saint Gelato 4 v 6 Thai Green Mean Machine
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade 10 v 1 Paris Saint Gelato
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine 5 v 13 Red Lobstar Belgrade
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 8 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:10
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine 1 v 4 Paris Saint Gelato
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Paris Saint Gelato 4 v 3 Thai Green Mean Machine
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade 7 v 0 Thai Green Mean Machine
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:10
League		 Paris Saint Gelato 3 v 5 Red Lobstar Belgrade
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - June 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine - v - Paris Saint Gelato
19:50
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine - v - Red Lobstar Belgrade
20:10
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade - v - Paris Saint Gelato
Week 6 - June 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Paris Saint Gelato - v - Red Lobstar Belgrade
19:50
League		 Paris Saint Gelato - v - Thai Green Mean Machine
20:10
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade - v - Thai Green Mean Machine
Week 7 - June 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine - v - Red Lobstar Belgrade
19:50
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine - v - Paris Saint Gelato
20:10
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade - v - Paris Saint Gelato
Week 8 - June 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade - v - Thai Green Mean Machine
19:50
League		 Paris Saint Gelato - v - Thai Green Mean Machine
20:10
League		 Paris Saint Gelato - v - Red Lobstar Belgrade
Week 9 - June 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine - v - Red Lobstar Belgrade
19:50
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade - v - Paris Saint Gelato
20:10
League		 Thai Green Mean Machine - v - Paris Saint Gelato
Week 10 - July 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Red Lobstar Belgrade - v - Thai Green Mean Machine
19:50
League		 Paris Saint Gelato - v - Thai Green Mean Machine
20:10
League		 Paris Saint Gelato - v - Red Lobstar Belgrade
Week 11 - July 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Ryan Clarke-bell 2.43%
2 Stuart Cooper 2.05%
3 Graham Redgewell 1.71%
4 Lenny Horrell 1.65%
5 Scott Shilcock 1.33%
6 Abimbola Morohunfolu 0.94%
7 Mathew Franklin 0.58%
8 Dave Loader 0.56%
9 Andrew Prismall 0.45%
10 Chris Wells 0.22%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Ryan Clarke-bell 3.00
2 Graham Redgewell 3.00
3 Scott Shilcock 2.50
4 Adam Warner 1.50
5 Chris Wells 1.00
6 Dave Loader 1.00
7 Stuart Cooper 1.00
8 Abimbola Morohunfolu 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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