Rochdale

1644.2kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:00 - 21:30

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Cardinal Langley RC High School, Rochdale Road, Middleton, M24 2GL

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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 34.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Mayo Madrid 9 7 1 1 94 58 36 15
Alot-Tolouse FC 9 6 1 2 108 79 29 13
Greens on Toast 9 5 0 4 75 60 15 10
Obesalona 9 4 1 4 95 105 -10 9
The Fat Tangerines 9 4 0 5 72 76 -4 8
Maradona Kebabs 9 3 2 4 63 82 -19 8
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 9 2 1 6 71 94 -23 5
Cholesterol Palace 9 2 0 7 62 86 -24 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Mayo Madrid 9 8 1 0 32 4 28 17
Greens on Toast 9 6 2 1 22 5 17 14
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 9 4 3 2 28 15 13 11
Alot-Tolouse FC 9 5 0 4 20 28 -8 10
Obesalona 9 3 0 6 28 34 -6 6
Maradona Kebabs 9 2 2 5 6 20 -14 6
The Fat Tangerines 9 2 1 6 5 18 -13 5
Cholesterol Palace 9 1 1 7 11 28 -17 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Mayo Madrid 9 7 2 0 18 8 10 16
Alot-Tolouse FC 9 7 0 2 30 14 16 14
Cholesterol Palace 9 5 0 4 20 17 3 10
The Fat Tangerines 9 4 1 4 19 13 6 9
Obesalona 9 4 1 4 22 22 0 9
Greens on Toast 9 4 0 5 14 15 -1 8
Maradona Kebabs 9 2 1 6 16 24 -8 5
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 9 0 1 8 10 36 -26 1

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - December 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 15 v 9 The Fat Tangerines
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 8 v 12 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Greens on Toast 8 v 11 Obesalona
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 10 v 10 Maradona Kebabs
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - December 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Greens on Toast 3 v 7 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 11 v 8 Alot-Tolouse FC
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs 4 v 9 The Fat Tangerines
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Obesalona 7 v 14 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs 11 v 11 Obesalona
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 4 v 6 Greens on Toast
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 9 v 7 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 The Fat Tangerines 6 v 7 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - January 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 14 v 7 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 The Fat Tangerines 11 v 9 Obesalona
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs 0 v 11 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 9 v 3 Greens on Toast
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - January 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 12 v 12 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Maradona Kebabs 5 v 13 Greens on Toast
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 The Fat Tangerines 6 v 11 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 9 v 10 Obesalona
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 9 v 16 The Fat Tangerines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 5 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Greens on Toast 11 v 7 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 8 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 16 v 23 Obesalona
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
12
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 7 8 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Maradona Kebabs 9 v 2 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 3 v 12 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Obesalona 13 v 11 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs 9 v 13 Alot-Tolouse FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Greens on Toast 5 v 8 The Fat Tangerines
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - February 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 11 v 12 Maradona Kebabs
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Obesalona 5 v 15 Greens on Toast
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace 5 v 9 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 The Fat Tangerines 5 v 13 Alot-Tolouse FC
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 5 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - February 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Mayo Madrid 10 v 6 Obesalona
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 The Fat Tangerines 2 v 3 Maradona Kebabs
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 13 v 0 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 4 v 11 Greens on Toast
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - The Fat Tangerines
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
20:30
League		 Greens on Toast - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
21:00
League		 Obesalona - v - Maradona Kebabs
Week 11 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Greens on Toast - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
20:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Maradona Kebabs
20:30
League		 Obesalona - v - The Fat Tangerines
21:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
Week 12 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Greens on Toast - v - Maradona Kebabs
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - The Fat Tangerines
20:30
League		 Obesalona - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
21:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
Week 13 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Maradona Kebabs
20:00
League		 Obesalona - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
20:30
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Greens on Toast
21:00
League		 The Fat Tangerines - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
Week 14 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Obesalona
20:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
20:30
League		 The Fat Tangerines - v - Greens on Toast
21:00
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC - v - Maradona Kebabs

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Christopher Scholes 9.00%
2 Elliot Corlett 8.09%
3 Craig Heatley 7.18%
4 Thomas Smith 6.55%
5 Aaron Houston 6.52%
6 Morgan Coulman 6.31%
7 Anthony Martin 5.50%
8 Simeon Findlater 5.49%
9 Sam Gillson 5.36%
10 Martin Buckley 4.78%
11 Luke Pelling 3.60%
12 John Flaherty 3.06%
13 Yitz Davies 3.06%
14 Jonathan Nesbitt 2.88%
15 Aaron Brownlow 2.84%
16 Thomas Nixon 2.73%
17 Seb Ruffle 2.69%
18 Rob Dyson 2.47%
19 Stephen Bentley 2.27%
20 Michael Dyson 2.06%
21 David Coggins 1.67%
22 James Wight 1.57%
23 Martin Roper 1.49%
24 Rhys Wolstenholme 1.06%
25 Adam Hutton 0.76%
26 Antony Cottam 0.68%
27 Wayne Bates 0.49%
28 Antony Mcewen 0.45%
29 Andrew Turner 0.41%
30 Aaron Costello 0.38%
31 Matthew Leonard 0.33%
32 John Mcdonald 0.29%
33 Phil Ireland 0.18%
34 Ben Riley 0.12%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Lewis Carney 15.00
2 Martin Buckley 11.50
3 James Wight 10.00
4 Thomas Smith 9.50
5 Anthony Martin 8.50
6 Sam Gillson 8.00
7 Morgan Coulman 8.00
8 Christopher Scholes 7.50
9 Craig Heatley 6.50
10 Elliot Corlett 6.00
11 Rob Dyson 5.50
12 Matthew Leonard 5.50
13 Aaron Houston 5.50
14 Maz Rafiq 5.00
15 Simeon Findlater 3.50
16 Yitz Davies 3.50
17 Luke Pelling 3.00
18 John Aaron Oddie 3.00
19 Antony Cottam 3.00
20 David Coggins 3.00
21 John Flaherty 3.00
22 Ben Riley 3.00
23 Michael Dyson 3.00
24 Rhys Wolstenholme 2.50
25 Jonathan Nesbitt 2.50
26 Stephen Bentley 2.50
27 Antony Mcewen 2.50
28 Thomas Nixon 2.00
29 Jake Wilcock 1.50
30 Aaron Costello 1.00
31 Aaron Brownlow 1.00
32 John Mcdonald 1.00
33 Martin Roper 1.00
34 Andrew Turner 1.00
35 Phil Ireland 0.50
36 Dominic Kay 0.50
37 Seb Ruffle 0.50

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