Rochdale

1735.1kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:00 - 21:30

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Cardinal Langley RC High School, Rochdale Road, Middleton, M24 2GL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Rochdale. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 17 Standings

Season Loss: 52.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Mayo Madrid 5 5 0 0 53 20 33 10
The Fat Tangerines 5 3 1 1 51 45 6 7
Alot-Tolouse FC 5 3 0 2 62 34 28 6
Cholesterol Palace 5 2 2 1 45 46 -1 6
Greens on Toast 5 2 1 2 46 59 -13 5
Obesalona 5 2 0 3 45 49 -4 4
Maradona Kebabs 5 1 0 4 42 45 -3 2
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 5 0 0 5 24 70 -46 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Alot-Tolouse FC 5 4 0 1 17 8 9 8
Obesalona 5 3 1 1 14 10 4 7
Real Mayo Madrid 5 3 0 2 5 3 2 6
Greens on Toast 5 3 0 2 17 17 0 6
The Fat Tangerines 5 2 1 2 11 11 0 5
Maradona Kebabs 5 2 0 3 9 9 0 4
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 5 1 1 3 12 20 -8 3
Cholesterol Palace 5 0 1 4 10 17 -7 1
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Mayo Madrid 5 5 0 0 20 3 17 10
The Fat Tangerines 5 4 0 1 17 8 9 8
Alot-Tolouse FC 5 3 1 1 13 8 5 7
Cholesterol Palace 5 3 0 2 18 9 9 6
Obesalona 5 2 1 2 13 9 4 5
Maradona Kebabs 5 1 1 3 8 14 -6 3
Greens on Toast 5 0 1 4 6 18 -12 1
Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 5 0 0 5 1 27 -26 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Greens on Toast 12 v 10 Obesalona
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 6 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 3 v 9 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 0 v 16 Maradona Kebabs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 15 v 5 The Fat Tangerines
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Obesalona 16 v 11 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 5 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 8 v 10 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 The Fat Tangerines 12 v 9 Maradona Kebabs
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid 13 v 5 Greens on Toast
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 0 v 11 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Greens on Toast 13 v 12 Alot-Tolouse FC
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace 9 v 9 The Fat Tangerines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Maradona Kebabs 7 v 8 Obesalona
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Mayo Madrid 13 v 8 Maradona Kebabs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 11 v 11 Greens on Toast
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 The Fat Tangerines 12 v 7 Obesalona
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC 15 v 4 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer 9 v 12 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Maradona Kebabs 2 v 12 Alot-Tolouse FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Greens on Toast 5 v 13 The Fat Tangerines
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Obesalona 4 v 7 Real Mayo Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Maradona Kebabs
20:00
League		 The Fat Tangerines - v - Real Mayo Madrid
20:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC - v - Obesalona
21:00
League		 Greens on Toast - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
Week 7 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs - v - Greens on Toast
20:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
20:30
League		 Obesalona - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:00
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer - v - The Fat Tangerines
Week 8 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 The Fat Tangerines - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
20:00
League		 Obesalona - v - Greens on Toast
20:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
21:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Cholesterol Palace
Week 9 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs - v - The Fat Tangerines
20:00
League		 Greens on Toast - v - Real Mayo Madrid
20:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer - v - Obesalona
21:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
Week 10 - June 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
20:00
League		 Obesalona - v - Maradona Kebabs
20:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC - v - Greens on Toast
21:00
League		 The Fat Tangerines - v - Cholesterol Palace
Week 11 - July 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Greens on Toast - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:00
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
20:30
League		 Maradona Kebabs - v - Real Mayo Madrid
21:00
League		 Obesalona - v - The Fat Tangerines
Week 12 - July 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 The Fat Tangerines - v - Greens on Toast
20:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - Obesalona
20:30
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC - v - Maradona Kebabs
21:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
Week 13 - July 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Obesalona - v - Alot-Tolouse FC
20:00
League		 Real Mayo Madrid - v - The Fat Tangerines
20:30
League		 Jamaican-Me-Slimmer - v - Greens on Toast
21:00
League		 Maradona Kebabs - v - Cholesterol Palace
Week 14 - July 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Obesalona
20:00
League		 Alot-Tolouse FC - v - Real Mayo Madrid
20:30
League		 The Fat Tangerines - v - Jamaican-Me-Slimmer
21:00
League		 Greens on Toast - v - Maradona Kebabs

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Chris Leonard 8.07%
2 Chris Rothwell 7.62%
3 Chris Parker 7.26%
4 Jonathan Nesbitt 5.33%
5 Jack Cowsill 5.32%
6 Jake Ohare 4.61%
7 Kieran Delaney 4.49%
8 Sam Gillson 4.32%
9 Dominic Kay 3.80%
10 Dylan Wilby 3.77%
11 Todd Payne 3.20%
12 Cameron Timberley 2.61%
13 Martin Roper 2.59%
14 Lee Collett 1.93%
15 Robert Seville 1.87%
16 Sean Gallagher 1.80%
17 Philip Goldsworthy 1.75%
18 David Cryer 1.74%
19 Adam Lacey-hoyle 1.63%
20 Stephen Bentley 1.48%
21 Lewis Carney 1.29%
22 Antony Mcewen 1.06%
23 Jez Elson 1.06%
24 Dan Sutcliffe 0.97%
25 Michael Valentine 0.91%
26 Luke Pelling 0.80%
27 Matthew Leonard 0.78%
28 Jake Wilcock 0.68%
29 Sajeed Seedat 0.63%
30 James Ramsden 0.62%
31 Daniel Slater 0.56%
32 Jack Wight 0.46%
33 Shane Mcdaid 0.40%
34 Elliot Leach 0.35%
35 Benji B.davies 0.27%
36 Phil Ireland 0.26%
37 James Wight 0.24%
38 Adam Laws 0.19%
39 Graham Davies 0.18%
40 David Coggins 0.11%
41 Antony Cottam 0.11%
42 Rhys Wolstenholme 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Chris Rothwell 9.50
2 Chris Leonard 6.50
3 James Wight 6.00
4 Lewis Carney 6.00
5 Jonathan Nesbitt 6.00
6 Kieran Delaney 5.50
7 Chris Parker 4.00
8 Jake Ohare 4.00
9 John Flaherty 4.00
10 Stephen Bentley 4.00
11 Todd Payne 4.00
12 Lee Collett 3.50
13 Dominic Kay 3.50
14 Jack Cowsill 3.00
15 Sean Gallagher 3.00
16 Adam Lacey-hoyle 3.00
17 Sajeed Seedat 2.50
18 Antony Mcewen 2.50
19 Dylan Wilby 2.50
20 Philip Goldsworthy 2.50
21 Jake Wilcock 2.50
22 Sam Gillson 2.50
23 Antony Cottam 2.50
24 Jack Wight 2.50
25 Robert Seville 2.00
26 Cameron Timberley 1.50
27 Martin Roper 1.00
28 Dan Sutcliffe 1.00
29 Rhys Wolstenholme 1.00
30 Luke Pelling 1.00
31 Daniel Slater 1.00
32 Jez Elson 1.00
33 Aaron Houston 1.00
34 David Cryer 1.00
35 Phil Ireland 1.00
36 Matthew Leonard 1.00
37 David Coggins 1.00
38 Adam Hutton 0.50
39 Michael Valentine 0.50
40 Gamma Tembo 0.50

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