Season 14 Standings

Season Loss: 69.2kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Banana Nutmegs 8 7 1 0 144 79 65 15
Red Hot Belly Floppers 8 6 1 1 139 87 52 13
Peri Salt Germain 8 3 0 5 130 128 2 6
White Men Can’t Jump 8 3 0 5 105 143 -38 6
Blues Your Daddy 8 3 0 5 88 130 -42 6
Black Forest Galacticeaus 8 1 0 7 102 141 -39 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Peri Salt Germain 8 5 1 2 33 20 13 11
Banana Nutmegs 8 5 1 2 33 22 11 11
Black Forest Galacticeaus 8 4 2 2 18 16 2 10
Red Hot Belly Floppers 8 4 1 3 24 20 4 9
White Men Can’t Jump 8 2 1 5 0 13 -13 5
Blues Your Daddy 8 1 0 7 6 23 -17 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Hot Belly Floppers 8 8 0 0 96 50 46 16
Banana Nutmegs 8 5 1 2 90 39 51 11
Blues Your Daddy 8 3 1 4 64 88 -24 7
Peri Salt Germain 8 3 0 5 78 89 -11 6
White Men Can’t Jump 8 3 0 5 89 110 -21 6
Black Forest Galacticeaus 8 1 0 7 62 103 -41 2

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Banana Nutmegs 2 2 0 0 36 20 16 4
Red Hot Belly Floppers 2 2 0 0 27 20 7 4
Black Forest Galacticeaus 2 1 0 1 25 24 1 2
Peri Salt Germain 2 1 0 1 23 22 1 2
Blues Your Daddy 2 0 0 2 16 26 -10 0
White Men Can’t Jump 2 0 0 2 20 35 -15 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
Black Forest Galacticeaus 10 v 22 Banana Nutmegs
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 16 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
Peri Salt Germain 17 v 23 Red Hot Belly Floppers
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 13 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
Blues Your Daddy 23 v 22 White Men Can’t Jump
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 19 17 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
Black Forest Galacticeaus 21 v 6 Blues Your Daddy
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 16 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
White Men Can’t Jump 16 v 15 Peri Salt Germain
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 13 11 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
Banana Nutmegs 19 v 15 Red Hot Belly Floppers
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 11 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup
Blues Your Daddy 7 v 13 Peri Salt Germain
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 8 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup
Red Hot Belly Floppers 14 v 11 Black Forest Galacticeaus
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 10 8 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup
White Men Can’t Jump 10 v 21 Banana Nutmegs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 12 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
Blues Your Daddy 7 v 19 Banana Nutmegs
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 11 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
Red Hot Belly Floppers 20 v 6 White Men Can’t Jump
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 15 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
Peri Salt Germain 22 v 10 Black Forest Galacticeaus
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 14 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
Black Forest Galacticeaus 12 v 18 Red Hot Belly Floppers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 13 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
Blues Your Daddy 16 v 14 Peri Salt Germain
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 13 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
Banana Nutmegs 20 v 2 White Men Can’t Jump
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 14 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup
Peri Salt Germain 10 v 15 Banana Nutmegs
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 14 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup
White Men Can’t Jump 10 v 14 Black Forest Galacticeaus
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 10 10 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup
Red Hot Belly Floppers 13 v 9 Blues Your Daddy
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
White Men Can’t Jump 21 v 14 Black Forest Galacticeaus
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 16 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
Peri Salt Germain 16 v 21 Banana Nutmegs
Scales 11
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 13 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
Red Hot Belly Floppers 10 v 3 Blues Your Daddy
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
Banana Nutmegs 20 v 11 Black Forest Galacticeaus
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 17 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
Red Hot Belly Floppers 18 v 13 Peri Salt Germain
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 14 8 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
White Men Can’t Jump 21 v 13 Blues Your Daddy
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 21 11 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
Red Hot Belly Floppers 17 v 17 Banana Nutmegs
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
Blues Your Daddy 19 v 17 Black Forest Galacticeaus
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 15 11 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
Peri Salt Germain 20 v 17 White Men Can’t Jump
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 16 13 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
White Men Can’t Jump 0 v 18 Red Hot Belly Floppers
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 15 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League
Banana Nutmegs 6 v 1 Blues Your Daddy
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League
Black Forest Galacticeaus 7 v 13 Peri Salt Germain
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 10 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 11 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup
Peri Salt Germain - v - White Men Can’t Jump
19:30
Cup
Red Hot Belly Floppers - v - Banana Nutmegs
20:00
Cup
Blues Your Daddy - v - Black Forest Galacticeaus
Week 12 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
White Men Can’t Jump - v - Banana Nutmegs
19:30
League
Peri Salt Germain - v - Blues Your Daddy
20:00
League
Red Hot Belly Floppers - v - Black Forest Galacticeaus
Week 13 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League
Blues Your Daddy - v - Red Hot Belly Floppers
19:30
League
Black Forest Galacticeaus - v - White Men Can’t Jump
20:00
League
Banana Nutmegs - v - Peri Salt Germain
Week 14 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Simon Johnson 10.44%
2 Tahmid Ahmed 8.21%
3 James Carty 5.44%
4 Shane St Louis 5.18%
5 Kofi Kyei 4.95%
6 Rob Doe 4.13%
7 Martin Frost 4.12%
8 Simon Kerr 3.43%
9 Mitchell Martin 3.18%
10 Patrick Anim 3.17%
11 Jason O'byrne 3.13%
12 David Clamp 3.07%
13 Kenny Wilkinson 2.73%
14 Daniel Cohen 2.66%
15 Adam Adeleke 2.02%
16 Bobby Eden 1.99%
17 Constantin Rolea 1.80%
18 Richard Tandoh 1.57%
19 Chas Clarke 1.52%
20 David Burns 1.28%
21 Dan Ungureanu 1.20%
22 Luke Paul 1.02%
23 Andy Mcleod 0.96%
24 Bradley Webster 0.94%
25 Adebola Ajao 0.89%
26 Jonathan Wang 0.88%
27 John Khamies 0.72%
28 Gary Boswell 0.58%
29 Greg Jones 0.47%
30 Samuel Kupoluyi 0.46%
31 Boonmee Pakham 0.42%
32 Jake Hipgrave 0.16%
33 David Makinde 0.13%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Simon Johnson 13.50
2 Jason O'byrne 13.00
3 Tahmid Ahmed 9.00
4 Rob Doe 8.50
5 Jim Neal 8.00
6 Martin Frost 6.00
7 James Carty 5.00
8 Simon Kerr 5.00
9 David Clamp 4.50
10 Dan Ungureanu 4.00
11 Boonmee Pakham 3.50
12 Kofi Kyei 3.50
13 Patrick Anim 3.50
14 Gary Boswell 3.50
15 Shane St Louis 3.50
16 Richard Tandoh 3.50
17 Adebola Ajao 3.50
18 Adam Adeleke 3.00
19 Bobby Eden 3.00
20 Chas Clarke 3.00
21 Kenny Wilkinson 3.00
22 Jake Hipgrave 3.00
23 Andy Mcleod 2.50
24 Samuel Kupoluyi 2.50
25 Constantin Rolea 2.50
26 Mitchell Martin 2.00
27 Jonathan Wang 2.00
28 Greg Jones 2.00
29 John Khamies 1.50
30 Bradley Webster 1.00
31 David Makinde 0.50
32 David Burns 0.50
33 Daniel Cohen 0.50

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