Southend

568.4kgs lost since launch

Thursday 20:00 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 20:00 GAMES FROM 20:30
Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 16 Standings

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
FATBURN ROVERS 2 2 0 0 31 15 16 4
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 2 1 1 0 23 22 1 3
BLUE WAFFLES 2 1 0 1 26 23 3 2
Incredible Bulks 2 1 0 1 22 19 3 2
INTER MI-BELLY 2 0 1 1 17 31 -14 1
Norfolk In Salad 2 0 0 2 19 28 -9 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 2 1 1 0 6 3 3 3
FATBURN ROVERS 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
BLUE WAFFLES 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
Incredible Bulks 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2
Norfolk In Salad 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2
INTER MI-BELLY 2 0 1 1 3 6 -3 1
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
FATBURN ROVERS 2 2 0 0 24 10 14 4
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 2 1 1 0 17 14 3 3
BLUE WAFFLES 2 1 0 1 21 17 4 2
Incredible Bulks 2 1 0 1 16 16 0 2
INTER MI-BELLY 2 0 1 1 11 24 -13 1
Norfolk In Salad 2 0 0 2 16 24 -8 0

Cup Standings

League Cup

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 10 v 11 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 19 v 5 INTER MI-BELLY
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 17 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 16 v 11 Norfolk In Salad
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 15 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad 8 v 12 Incredible Bulks
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 9 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 INTER MI-BELLY 12 v 12 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 12 v 10 BLUE WAFFLES
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
Cup		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - INTER MI-BELLY
21:00
Cup		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - Incredible Bulks
21:30
Cup		 Norfolk In Salad - v - FATBURN ROVERS
Week 4 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - INTER MI-BELLY
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - FATBURN ROVERS
Week 5 - February 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 6 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - INTER MI-BELLY
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - BLUE WAFFLES
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - FATBURN ROVERS
Week 7 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
Cup		 Norfolk In Salad - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:00
Cup		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:30
Cup		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 8 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - Incredible Bulks
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - BLUE WAFFLES
Week 9 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - INTER MI-BELLY
Week 10 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - BLUE WAFFLES
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - Incredible Bulks
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Week 11 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
Cup		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
Cup		 Norfolk In Salad - v - Incredible Bulks
21:30
Cup		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - BLUE WAFFLES
Week 12 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - BLUE WAFFLES
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - INTER MI-BELLY
Week 13 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 14 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Tony Ray 4.42%
2 Thomas-lee Marshall 2.71%
3 Steven Lee 2.33%
4 Scott Bruce 1.90%
5 Rob Wilson 1.77%
6 Jay Tarbuck 1.57%
7 Declan Fry 0.97%
8 Jim Weir 0.91%
9 Elliot Brand 0.78%
10 Ben Rudd 0.65%
11 Elliot Ede 0.56%
12 Michael Mahoney 0.52%
13 Luke Shephard 0.46%
14 Daniel Jones 0.34%
15 Nicholas Smithers 0.33%
16 Daniel Brigden-taylor 0.28%
17 Nathan Lambert 0.23%
18 Toby Lagden 0.10%
19 Gary Martin 0.06%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Thomas-lee Marshall 3.50
2 Jay Tarbuck 1.00
3 Luke Shephard 1.00
4 Rob Wilson 1.00
5 Michael Mahoney 0.50
6 Elliot Brand 0.50
7 Tony Ray 0.50
8 Toby Lagden 0.50
9 Scott Bruce 0.50
10 Steven Lee 0.50
11 Nathan Lambert 0.50
12 Nicholas Smithers 0.50
13 Daniel Jones 0.50
14 Jim Weir 0.50
15 Gary Martin 0.50
16 Elliot Ede 0.50
17 Declan Fry 0.50
18 Ben Rudd 0.50
19 Daniel Brigden-taylor 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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