Southend

620.4kgs lost since launch

Thursday 20:00 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 20:00 GAMES FROM 20:30
Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, SS0 0RT

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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 43.0kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Incredible Bulks 5 4 1 0 71 52 19 9
FATBURN ROVERS 5 3 0 2 76 51 25 6
BLUE WAFFLES 5 3 0 2 78 59 19 6
Norfolk In Salad 5 3 0 2 65 61 4 6
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 5 0 2 3 35 72 -37 2
INTER MI-BELLY 5 0 1 4 53 83 -30 1
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
BLUE WAFFLES 5 3 2 0 19 10 9 8
Incredible Bulks 5 2 2 1 15 11 4 6
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 5 2 1 2 5 10 -5 5
Norfolk In Salad 5 1 2 2 7 8 -1 4
FATBURN ROVERS 5 1 2 2 9 11 -2 4
INTER MI-BELLY 5 1 1 3 16 21 -5 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
FATBURN ROVERS 5 4 0 1 57 32 25 8
BLUE WAFFLES 5 3 1 1 51 38 13 7
Norfolk In Salad 5 3 0 2 54 45 9 6
Incredible Bulks 5 2 1 2 41 36 5 5
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 5 1 1 3 29 50 -21 3
INTER MI-BELLY 5 0 1 4 27 58 -31 1

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
FATBURN ROVERS 1 1 0 0 13 7 6 2
INTER MI-BELLY 1 1 0 0 11 6 5 2
BLUE WAFFLES 1 1 0 0 13 9 4 2
Incredible Bulks 1 0 0 1 9 13 -4 0
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 1 0 0 1 6 11 -5 0
Norfolk In Salad 1 0 0 1 7 13 -6 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 11 v 11 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 10 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 19 v 5 INTER MI-BELLY
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 17 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 16 v 11 Norfolk In Salad
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 15 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad 8 v 12 Incredible Bulks
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 9 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 INTER MI-BELLY 12 v 12 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 12 v 10 BLUE WAFFLES
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
Cup		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 6 v 11 INTER MI-BELLY
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 0 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
Cup		 BLUE WAFFLES 13 v 9 Incredible Bulks
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
Cup		 Norfolk In Salad 7 v 13 FATBURN ROVERS
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 20 v 15 INTER MI-BELLY
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 7 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 4 v 13 Norfolk In Salad
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 15 v 13 FATBURN ROVERS
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY 15 v 16 Norfolk In Salad
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 14 Pitch
Tracking 3 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 18 v 4 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 16 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 14 v 17 Incredible Bulks
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 9 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 16 v 6 INTER MI-BELLY
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 4 v 18 BLUE WAFFLES
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad 17 v 14 FATBURN ROVERS
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 14 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
Cup		 Norfolk In Salad - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:00
Cup		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:30
Cup		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 8 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - BLUE WAFFLES
21:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 9 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - INTER MI-BELLY
Week 10 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - BLUE WAFFLES
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - Incredible Bulks
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Week 11 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
Cup		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
Cup		 Norfolk In Salad - v - Incredible Bulks
21:30
Cup		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - BLUE WAFFLES
Week 12 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - BLUE WAFFLES
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - INTER MI-BELLY
Week 13 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:30
League		 INTER MI-BELLY - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 14 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Tony Ray 9.33%
2 Rob Wilson 3.44%
3 Elliot Ede 3.15%
4 Scott Bruce 3.05%
5 Thomas-lee Marshall 3.01%
6 Nathan Lambert 2.99%
7 Ben Rudd 2.90%
8 Macey Fletcher 2.56%
9 Michael Mahoney 2.44%
10 Steven Lee 2.33%
11 Jay Tarbuck 2.25%
12 Elliot Brand 2.25%
13 Steve Shanks 2.15%
14 Toby Lagden 2.06%
15 Daniel Jones 2.04%
16 Darryl Robison 2.02%
17 Neil Moore 1.68%
18 Steve Reddington 1.33%
19 Dan Smith 1.20%
20 Gary Martin 1.01%
21 Adam Dolman 0.86%
22 James Langran 0.74%
23 Jim Weir 0.64%
24 Alex Flynn 0.51%
25 Sam Lund 0.50%
26 Trel Connell 0.45%
27 Nicholas Smithers 0.41%
28 Andrew Parry 0.17%
29 Jim Flokalis 0.16%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Rob Wilson 6.50
2 Tony Ray 6.00
3 Thomas-lee Marshall 6.00
4 Neil Moore 6.00
5 Scott Bruce 3.50
6 Elliot Ede 3.50
7 Gary Martin 3.50
8 Ben Rudd 3.50
9 Daniel Jones 3.50
10 Michael Mahoney 3.50
11 Darryl Robison 3.00
12 Toby Lagden 3.00
13 Elliot Brand 3.00
14 Macey Fletcher 3.00
15 Jay Tarbuck 3.00
16 Nathan Lambert 2.50
17 James Langran 2.50
18 Steve Shanks 2.50
19 Adam Dolman 2.50
20 Dan Smith 2.00
21 Jim Flokalis 1.50
22 Steve Reddington 1.50
23 Sam Lund 1.50
24 Nicholas Smithers 1.00
25 Trel Connell 1.00
26 Andy Mayson 1.00
27 Luke Shephard 1.00
28 Jamie Wood 1.00
29 Steven Lee 0.50
30 Jim Weir 0.50
31 Alex Flynn 0.50
32 Andrew Parry 0.50

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