Southend
643kgs lost since launch
Thursday 20:00 - 22:00
WEIGH-INS FROM 20:00 GAMES FROM 20:30
Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, SS0 0RT
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 17 Standings
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SpongeBob Square Lads | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 2 |
| Norfolk In Salad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
| BLUE WAFFLES | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 2 |
| RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 0 |
| FATBURN ROVERS | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 19 | -3 | 0 |
| Incredible Bulks | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Norfolk In Salad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| SpongeBob Square Lads | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| BLUE WAFFLES | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| FATBURN ROVERS | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| Incredible Bulks | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Norfolk In Salad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 2 |
| SpongeBob Square Lads | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
| RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| BLUE WAFFLES | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 0 |
| Incredible Bulks | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 0 |
| FATBURN ROVERS | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 15 | -5 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - April 23rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | 16 | v | 19 | Norfolk In Salad | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 10 | 15 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 0 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:00 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | 9 | v | 8 | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 6 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:30 League |
Incredible Bulks | 11 | v | 16 | SpongeBob Square Lads | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 8 | 10 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - April 30th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
Norfolk In Salad | - | v | - | Incredible Bulks |
| 21:00 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | - | v | - | FATBURN ROVERS |
| 21:30 League |
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | - | v | - | SpongeBob Square Lads |
Week 3 - May 7th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
SpongeBob Square Lads | - | v | - | Norfolk In Salad |
| 21:00 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | - | v | - | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS |
| 21:30 League |
Incredible Bulks | - | v | - | BLUE WAFFLES |
Week 4 - May 14th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | - | v | - | SpongeBob Square Lads |
| 21:00 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | - | v | - | Incredible Bulks |
| 21:30 League |
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | - | v | - | Norfolk In Salad |
Week 5 - May 21st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
Incredible Bulks | - | v | - | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS |
| 21:00 League |
Norfolk In Salad | - | v | - | BLUE WAFFLES |
| 21:30 League |
SpongeBob Square Lads | - | v | - | FATBURN ROVERS |
Week 6 - May 28th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | - | v | - | BLUE WAFFLES |
| 21:00 League |
Incredible Bulks | - | v | - | SpongeBob Square Lads |
| 21:30 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | - | v | - | Norfolk In Salad |
Week 7 - June 4th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | - | v | - | FATBURN ROVERS |
| 21:00 League |
Norfolk In Salad | - | v | - | Incredible Bulks |
| 21:30 League |
SpongeBob Square Lads | - | v | - | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS |
Week 8 - June 11th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
SpongeBob Square Lads | - | v | - | Norfolk In Salad |
| 21:00 League |
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | - | v | - | FATBURN ROVERS |
| 21:30 League |
Incredible Bulks | - | v | - | BLUE WAFFLES |
Week 9 - June 18th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | - | v | - | SpongeBob Square Lads |
| 21:00 League |
Norfolk In Salad | - | v | - | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS |
| 21:30 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | - | v | - | Incredible Bulks |
Week 10 - June 25th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
SpongeBob Square Lads | - | v | - | FATBURN ROVERS |
| 21:00 League |
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | - | v | - | Incredible Bulks |
| 21:30 League |
Norfolk In Salad | - | v | - | BLUE WAFFLES |
Week 11 - July 2nd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | - | v | - | Norfolk In Salad |
| 21:00 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | - | v | - | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS |
| 21:30 League |
Incredible Bulks | - | v | - | SpongeBob Square Lads |
Week 12 - July 9th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
Norfolk In Salad | - | v | - | Incredible Bulks |
| 21:00 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | - | v | - | FATBURN ROVERS |
| 21:30 League |
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | - | v | - | SpongeBob Square Lads |
Week 13 - July 16th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | - | v | - | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS |
| 21:00 League |
SpongeBob Square Lads | - | v | - | Norfolk In Salad |
| 21:30 League |
Incredible Bulks | - | v | - | BLUE WAFFLES |
Week 14 - July 23rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS | - | v | - | Norfolk In Salad |
| 21:00 League |
BLUE WAFFLES | - | v | - | SpongeBob Square Lads |
| 21:30 League |
FATBURN ROVERS | - | v | - | Incredible Bulks |
Week 15 - July 30th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:30 League |
SpongeBob Square Lads | - | v | - | FATBURN ROVERS |
| 21:00 League |
Norfolk In Salad | - | v | - | BLUE WAFFLES |
| 21:30 League |
Incredible Bulks | - | v | - | RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS |
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Elliot Brand | 2.63% |
| 2 | Harry Williams | 1.84% |
| 3 | Dan Smith | 1.78% |
| 4 | Nathan Lambert | 1.67% |
| 5 | Steven Lee | 1.63% |
| 6 | Trel Connell | 1.19% |
| 7 | Macey Fletcher | 1.17% |
| 8 | Andrew Parry | 0.87% |
| 9 | Tayler Champness | 0.48% |
| 10 | Jay Tarbuck | 0.31% |
| 11 | Alex Putt | 0.29% |
| 12 | Elliot Ede | 0.17% |
| 13 | Gary Martin | 0.13% |
| 14 | Neil Moore | 0.11% |
| 15 | Sam Lund | 0.10% |
| 16 | Andrew Dredge | 0.09% |
| 17 | Joe Westgate | 0.08% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | Nathan Lambert | 3.50 |
| 2 | Neil Moore | 0.50 |
| 3 | Andrew Parry | 0.50 |
| 4 | Harry Williams | 0.50 |
| 5 | Elliot Brand | 0.50 |
| 6 | Trel Connell | 0.50 |
| 7 | Tayler Champness | 0.50 |
| 8 | Sam Lund | 0.50 |
| 9 | Steven Lee | 0.50 |
| 10 | Alex Putt | 0.50 |
| 11 | Macey Fletcher | 0.50 |
| 12 | Joe Westgate | 0.50 |
| 13 | Jay Tarbuck | 0.50 |
| 14 | Gary Martin | 0.50 |
| 15 | Elliot Ede | 0.50 |
| 16 | Dan Smith | 0.50 |
| 17 | Andrew Dredge | 0.50 |
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