Southend

638.7kgs lost since launch

Thursday 20:00 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 20:00 GAMES FROM 20:30
Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 17 Standings

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
SpongeBob Square Lads 7 7 0 0 123 68 55 14
Norfolk In Salad 7 6 0 1 90 62 28 12
BLUE WAFFLES 7 4 0 3 67 61 6 8
FATBURN ROVERS 7 2 0 5 57 72 -15 4
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 7 2 0 5 52 76 -24 4
Incredible Bulks 7 0 0 7 62 112 -50 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
SpongeBob Square Lads 7 5 1 1 22 7 15 11
Norfolk In Salad 7 4 1 2 11 1 10 9
BLUE WAFFLES 7 4 0 3 1 10 -9 8
FATBURN ROVERS 7 3 0 4 2 1 1 6
Incredible Bulks 7 1 2 4 0 7 -7 4
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 7 2 0 5 0 9 -10 4
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
SpongeBob Square Lads 7 7 0 0 84 54 30 14
Norfolk In Salad 7 6 0 1 73 45 28 12
BLUE WAFFLES 7 3 0 4 51 39 12 6
RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 7 3 0 4 47 56 -9 6
FATBURN ROVERS 7 2 0 5 44 62 -18 4
Incredible Bulks 7 0 0 7 47 90 -43 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 16 v 19 Norfolk In Salad
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 15 Pitch
Tracking 2 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 9 v 8 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 11 v 16 SpongeBob Square Lads
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 10 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad 11 v 6 Incredible Bulks
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 7 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 5 v 9 FATBURN ROVERS
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 8 v 14 SpongeBob Square Lads
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 9 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 SpongeBob Square Lads 15 v 8 Norfolk In Salad
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 12 8 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 3 v 8 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 9 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 8 v 18 BLUE WAFFLES
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 13 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 11 v 20 SpongeBob Square Lads
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 10 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 13 v 6 Incredible Bulks
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 12 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 6 v 15 Norfolk In Salad
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 13 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 11 v 15 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 12 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Norfolk In Salad 16 v 6 BLUE WAFFLES
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 SpongeBob Square Lads 18 v 12 FATBURN ROVERS
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 16 9 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS 1 v 8 BLUE WAFFLES
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Incredible Bulks 12 v 24 SpongeBob Square Lads
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 18 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS 5 v 6 Norfolk In Salad
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - June 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES 10 v -1 FATBURN ROVERS
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Norfolk In Salad 15 v 8 Incredible Bulks
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 14 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 SpongeBob Square Lads 16 v 6 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - June 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 SpongeBob Square Lads - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - BLUE WAFFLES
Week 9 - June 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - SpongeBob Square Lads
21:00
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 10 - June 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 SpongeBob Square Lads - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - Incredible Bulks
21:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - BLUE WAFFLES
Week 11 - July 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:00
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - SpongeBob Square Lads
Week 12 - July 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - Incredible Bulks
21:00
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - SpongeBob Square Lads
Week 13 - July 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS
21:00
League		 SpongeBob Square Lads - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - BLUE WAFFLES
Week 14 - July 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS - v - Norfolk In Salad
21:00
League		 BLUE WAFFLES - v - SpongeBob Square Lads
21:30
League		 FATBURN ROVERS - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 15 - July 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:30
League		 SpongeBob Square Lads - v - FATBURN ROVERS
21:00
League		 Norfolk In Salad - v - BLUE WAFFLES
21:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - RED HOT CHUBBY FELLAS

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Macey Fletcher 4.37%
2 Andrew Parry 4.24%
3 Steven Lee 3.16%
4 Gary Martin 2.93%
5 Elliot Brand 1.75%
6 Steve Shanks 1.61%
7 Alex Putt 1.52%
8 Trel Connell 1.46%
9 Harry Williams 1.30%
10 Nathan Lambert 1.08%
11 Tayler Champness 1.05%
12 Harry Mayson 0.90%
13 Elliot Ede 0.86%
14 Dan Smith 0.84%
15 Jamie Wood 0.59%
16 Nicholas Smithers 0.58%
17 Neil Moore 0.44%
18 Toby Lagden 0.31%
19 Kieran Fry 0.31%
20 James Langran 0.28%
21 Andrew Dredge 0.17%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Macey Fletcher 6.50
2 Nathan Lambert 5.50
3 Gary Martin 5.50
4 Alex Putt 5.00
5 Andrew Parry 5.00
6 Elliot Ede 5.00
7 Jamie Wood 3.50
8 Harry Williams 3.00
9 Trel Connell 2.50
10 Declan Fry 2.00
11 Neil Moore 2.00
12 Andrew Dredge 2.00
13 Harry Mayson 1.50
14 Steve Shanks 1.50
15 Tayler Champness 1.50
16 Dan Smith 1.00
17 Nicholas Smithers 1.00
18 Steven Lee 1.00
19 Adam Dolman 1.00
20 Elliot Brand 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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