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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 82.6kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Whipped Cream Wanderers 5 3 0 2 47 34 13 6
Black Team 5 3 0 2 38 30 8 6
Borussia Dontmunch 5 3 0 2 37 32 5 6
Al-Fattihad 5 3 0 2 32 32 0 6
Fact Hunt FC 5 2 1 2 36 30 6 5
Ozempic Marseille 5 2 1 2 44 45 -1 5
FC Fatigol 5 2 1 2 22 33 -11 5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 5 1 2 2 35 37 -2 4
Porky Blinders 5 2 0 3 33 54 -21 4
Inter Pieami 5 1 1 3 43 40 3 3
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ozempic Marseille 5 3 1 1 29 17 12 7
Inter Pieami 5 2 3 0 20 10 10 7
Fact Hunt FC 5 3 0 2 11 7 4 6
Borussia Dontmunch 5 3 0 2 15 14 1 6
Porky Blinders 5 3 0 2 15 16 -1 6
FC Fatigol 5 1 2 2 5 9 -4 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 5 2 0 3 7 18 -11 4
Al-Fattihad 5 2 0 3 4 15 -11 4
Black Team 5 1 1 3 10 9 1 3
Whipped Cream Wanderers 5 1 1 3 13 14 -1 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Whipped Cream Wanderers 5 4 1 0 16 6 10 9
Al-Fattihad 5 4 1 0 13 3 10 9
Borussia Dontmunch 5 3 2 0 8 3 5 8
Fact Hunt FC 5 3 1 1 10 9 1 7
Black Team 5 2 1 2 13 8 5 5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 5 2 1 2 6 6 0 5
FC Fatigol 5 1 1 3 3 4 -1 3
Inter Pieami 5 1 0 4 8 16 -8 2
Ozempic Marseille 5 0 2 3 2 10 -8 2
Porky Blinders 5 0 0 5 5 19 -14 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black Team 8 v 9 Borussia Dontmunch
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Inter Pieami 3 v 6 FC Fatigol
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Porky Blinders 8 v 7 Whipped Cream Wanderers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC 9 v 9 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad 12 v 9 Ozempic Marseille
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Fatigol 6 v 5 Al-Fattihad
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Black Team 7 v 5 Porky Blinders
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch 6 v 12 Ozempic Marseille
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 v 7 Inter Pieami
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers 8 v 4 Fact Hunt FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Pieami 7 v 10 Whipped Cream Wanderers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Porky Blinders 3 v 12 Borussia Dontmunch
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Al-Fattihad 8 v 2 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC 8 v 1 Black Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille 4 v 4 FC Fatigol
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Porky Blinders 9 v 8 Fact Hunt FC
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 3 v 9 Ozempic Marseille
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Black Team 9 v 6 Inter Pieami
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Borussia Dontmunch 7 v 2 FC Fatigol
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers 2 v 5 Al-Fattihad
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille 10 v 20 Whipped Cream Wanderers
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
12
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 6
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC 7 v 3 Borussia Dontmunch
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Inter Pieami 20 v 8 Porky Blinders
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 FC Fatigol 4 v 14 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 7 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad 2 v 13 Black Team
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - March 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:30
League		 Black Team - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Al-Fattihad
20:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - FC Fatigol
21:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Inter Pieami
Week 7 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Borussia Dontmunch
19:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Porky Blinders
20:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
20:30
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Black Team
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Fact Hunt FC
Week 8 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Ozempic Marseille
19:30
League		 Black Team - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - FC Fatigol
20:30
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Al-Fattihad
21:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
Week 9 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Inter Pieami
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Porky Blinders
20:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Fact Hunt FC
20:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Black Team
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Borussia Dontmunch
Week 10 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Porky Blinders
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Fact Hunt FC
20:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Inter Pieami
20:30
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Black Team
21:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Al-Fattihad
Week 11 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
19:30
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - FC Fatigol
20:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Borussia Dontmunch
20:30
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
21:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Black Team
Week 12 - April 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Porky Blinders
19:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Inter Pieami
20:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Al-Fattihad
20:30
League		 Black Team - v - Fact Hunt FC
21:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Ozempic Marseille
Week 13 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:30
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Borussia Dontmunch
20:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
20:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Porky Blinders
21:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Black Team
Week 14 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Inter Pieami
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - FC Fatigol
20:00
League		 Black Team - v - Al-Fattihad
20:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Ozempic Marseille
21:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Fact Hunt FC
Week 15 - May 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Black Team
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Borussia Dontmunch
20:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Porky Blinders
20:30
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
21:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Fact Hunt FC
Week 16 - May 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Al-Fattihad
19:30
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:30
League		 Black Team - v - FC Fatigol
21:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Inter Pieami
Week 17 - May 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Borussia Dontmunch
19:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Fact Hunt FC
20:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Porky Blinders
20:30
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Inter Pieami
21:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Black Team
Week 18 - June 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Ozempic Marseille
19:30
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Al-Fattihad
20:00
League		 Black Team - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
20:30
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
21:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - FC Fatigol

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Scott Westhead 8.01%
2 James Lepiorz 6.44%
3 Kristofer Whittaker 5.54%
4 Buster Mullin 4.49%
5 Tom Hague 4.23%
6 Duncan Topping 4.07%
7 Tom Hampson 3.89%
8 Will Murray 3.80%
9 David Meyers 3.72%
10 Reece Cotton 3.18%
11 Paul Burke 2.73%
12 Elliot Kennedy 2.64%
13 Dean Richardson 2.43%
14 Ben Meek 2.41%
15 Michael Bagnall 2.37%
16 Kyle Hannan 2.14%
17 Lewis Stewart 2.13%
18 Luke Carrington 2.00%
19 James Pugh 1.98%
20 Adam Potts 1.96%
21 Stuart Wright 1.94%
22 Edward Leavy 1.83%
23 Mark Warner 1.78%
24 Will Connolly 1.71%
25 Shaun Leaver 1.61%
26 Jonathan Lambert 1.52%
27 Garry Marsh 1.49%
28 Thomas Grose 1.41%
29 Neil Stewart 1.34%
30 Terry Mcnicholls 1.28%
31 Daniel Witkowski 1.27%
32 Neil Holladay 1.22%
33 Mark Gibson 1.20%
34 Lewis Chapman-barker 1.14%
35 Mark Forster 1.12%
36 Steve Baldwin 1.06%
37 Phil Boylan 0.99%
38 Chris Heppell 0.97%
39 Steve Barton 0.95%
40 Noel Jolly 0.83%
41 Lee Gartside 0.82%
42 Ian Hammond 0.77%
43 Jay Richardson 0.69%
44 Richard Bate 0.69%
45 Harrison Turner 0.56%
46 Joe Mott 0.50%
47 Ian Slater 0.49%
48 Elliot Nield 0.48%
49 Will Thelwell 0.45%
50 Harvey Weakley 0.44%
51 Jason King 0.43%
52 Steven Harrison 0.40%
53 Max Kirkman 0.39%
54 Greg Collister 0.38%
55 Paul Higson 0.33%
56 Ryan Salt 0.28%
57 Dave Thornley 0.25%
58 James Waterhouse 0.24%
59 Marc Simmons 0.23%
60 Iain Harrison 0.17%
61 Alexander Fawcett 0.17%
62 Shan-e Haider 0.17%
63 Stuart Normansell 0.10%
64 Gordon Combe 0.09%
65 Niall Hargreaves 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Tom Hampson 6.50
2 Ben Meek 6.50
3 Scott Westhead 6.50
4 Lewis Chapman-barker 5.50
5 Lewis Stewart 5.50
6 Steve Baldwin 5.50
7 Richard Bate 5.50
8 Kristofer Whittaker 5.50
9 Stuart Wright 5.00
10 Terry Mcnicholls 4.00
11 Tom Hague 4.00
12 Steve Barton 4.00
13 James Lepiorz 3.50
14 Will Connolly 3.50
15 Buster Mullin 3.50
16 Duncan Topping 3.50
17 Kyle Hannan 3.00
18 Shaun Leaver 3.00
19 Dean Richardson 2.50
20 Paul Higson 2.50
21 Daniel Witkowski 2.50
22 Mark Gibson 2.50
23 Reece Cotton 2.50
24 Lee Gartside 2.50
25 David Meyers 2.50
26 Will Murray 2.50
27 James Pugh 2.50
28 Ian Hammond 2.50
29 Harrison Turner 2.50
30 Adam Potts 2.50
31 Jason King 2.50
32 Paul Burke 2.50
33 Thomas Grose 2.50
34 Elliot Kennedy 2.50
35 Neil Holladay 2.50
36 Andi Hall 2.00
37 Gordon Combe 1.50
38 Elliot Nield 1.50
39 Joe Mott 1.50
40 Will Thelwell 1.50
41 Luke Carrington 1.50
42 Edward Leavy 1.50
43 Shan-e Haider 1.50
44 Noel Jolly 1.50
45 Michael Bagnall 1.00
46 Mark Forster 1.00
47 Chris Heppell 1.00
48 Neil Stewart 1.00
49 Mark Warner 1.00
50 Harvey Weakley 1.00
51 Garry Marsh 1.00
52 Greg Collister 1.00
53 Niall Hargreaves 1.00
54 Dave Thornley 0.50
55 Max Kirkman 0.50
56 James Waterhouse 0.50
57 Jonathan Lambert 0.50
58 Jay Richardson 0.50

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