Sutton

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Season 14 Standings

Season Loss: 28.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ozempiacos FC 8 7 0 1 127 73 54 14
Cholesterol Palace 8 7 0 1 124 86 38 14
Paris Saint Chowmein 8 5 0 3 97 61 36 10
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix 8 4 1 3 104 95 9 9
Charlton Unathletic 8 3 0 5 56 96 -40 6
Egg Yolk City 8 2 0 6 76 92 -16 4
Fatburn Rovers 8 2 0 6 68 112 -44 4
Kale Madrid 8 1 1 6 66 103 -37 3
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Paris Saint Chowmein 8 7 0 1 26 2 24 14
Ozempiacos FC 8 7 0 1 31 16 15 14
Charlton Unathletic 8 3 3 2 10 10 0 9
Kale Madrid 8 4 0 4 8 14 -6 8
Cholesterol Palace 8 3 0 5 17 20 -3 6
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix 8 2 2 4 15 20 -5 6
Fatburn Rovers 8 2 1 5 2 15 -13 5
Egg Yolk City 8 1 0 7 0 12 -12 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 8 6 1 1 64 41 23 13
Ozempiacos FC 8 6 0 2 60 27 33 12
Egg Yolk City 8 5 0 3 50 46 4 10
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix 8 4 1 3 57 49 8 9
Paris Saint Chowmein 8 4 0 4 33 28 5 8
Kale Madrid 8 2 1 5 38 59 -21 5
Fatburn Rovers 8 2 0 6 40 64 -24 4
Charlton Unathletic 8 1 1 6 28 56 -28 3

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Charlton Unathletic 13 v 6 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 10 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace 9 v 10 Paris Saint Chowmein
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 8 v 12 Kale Madrid
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Egg Yolk City 6 v 15 Ozempiacos FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix 13 v 13 Kale Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos FC 12 v 8 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Charlton Unathletic 11 v 13 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 5 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Paris Saint Chowmein 12 v 8 Egg Yolk City
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 0 v 21 Paris Saint Chowmein
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 11 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Egg Yolk City 4 v 5 Charlton Unathletic
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Kale Madrid 6 v 14 Ozempiacos FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace 22 v 14 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 13 8 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - January 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 16 v 7 Egg Yolk City
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Charlton Unathletic 9 v 11 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Paris Saint Chowmein 14 v 4 Kale Madrid
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix 5 v 18 Ozempiacos FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 10 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 9 v 12 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos FC 11 v 10 Paris Saint Chowmein
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Kale Madrid 6 v 8 Charlton Unathletic
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Egg Yolk City 7 v 13 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 17 v 10 Kale Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 8 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Charlton Unathletic 2 v 24 Ozempiacos FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 14 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix 13 v 12 Paris Saint Chowmein
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 2 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Egg Yolk City 18 v 10 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Kale Madrid 7 v 14 Egg Yolk City
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 11 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers 7 v 20 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 13 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Paris Saint Chowmein 12 v 5 Charlton Unathletic
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Ozempiacos FC 19 v 24 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
12
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 9
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix 20 v 3 Charlton Unathletic
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 16 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos FC 14 v 12 Egg Yolk City
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 6 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Kale Madrid 8 v 15 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 13 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Paris Saint Chowmein 6 v 11 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Charlton Unathletic
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Ozempiacos FC
21:00
League		 Egg Yolk City - v - Paris Saint Chowmein
21:30
League		 Kale Madrid - v - Zlatan Ibrahimotwix
Week 10 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos FC - v - Kale Madrid
20:30
League		 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:00
League		 Charlton Unathletic - v - Egg Yolk City
21:30
League		 Paris Saint Chowmein - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 11 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Egg Yolk City - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos FC - v - Zlatan Ibrahimotwix
21:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Charlton Unathletic
21:30
League		 Kale Madrid - v - Paris Saint Chowmein
Week 12 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix - v - Egg Yolk City
20:30
League		 Paris Saint Chowmein - v - Ozempiacos FC
21:00
League		 Charlton Unathletic - v - Kale Madrid
21:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 13 - April 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Kale Madrid - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Egg Yolk City
21:00
League		 Paris Saint Chowmein - v - Zlatan Ibrahimotwix
21:30
League		 Ozempiacos FC - v - Charlton Unathletic
Week 14 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Egg Yolk City - v - Kale Madrid
20:30
League		 Zlatan Ibrahimotwix - v - Fatburn Rovers
21:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Ozempiacos FC
21:30
League		 Charlton Unathletic - v - Paris Saint Chowmein

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Artur Mijewski 10.08%
2 Christopher Sangare 9.80%
3 Alex Cordes 6.51%
4 Sylvio Wetshi 5.59%
5 Esteban Gonzalez 5.30%
6 Owen Wade 5.29%
7 Salim Salam 3.95%
8 Nick Lea 3.56%
9 Rishy Tharumakulasingham 3.41%
10 Russell Carson 3.20%
11 Jamie North 3.17%
12 Tom Grundon 2.77%
13 Ben Jevtic 2.55%
14 Bryan Gonzalez 2.52%
15 Dan Hearn-timmons 2.50%
16 Ayush Arora 2.07%
17 Sam Rhodes 2.03%
18 Mark Gates 1.85%
19 Franco Monaco 1.56%
20 Grant Kemp 1.32%
21 James Earls 1.28%
22 Ben Monckton 0.98%
23 Jay Macnamara 0.94%
24 Alfie Denn 0.73%
25 Ryan James 0.54%
26 Kyle Mccandlish 0.46%
27 Tom Moore 0.34%
28 Junior Ahazie 0.07%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Artur Mijewski 11.00
2 Adam Quinton 10.00
3 Rishy Tharumakulasingham 8.50
4 Christopher Sangare 8.50
5 Esteban Gonzalez 8.00
6 Salim Salam 6.00
7 Tom Moore 6.00
8 Sylvio Wetshi 5.50
9 Tom Grundon 5.50
10 Alex Cordes 5.50
11 Dan Hearn-timmons 5.00
12 Owen Wade 4.50
13 Franco Monaco 3.50
14 Russell Carson 3.50
15 Nick Lea 3.00
16 Mark Gates 3.00
17 Ben Jevtic 3.00
18 Jay Macnamara 2.50
19 Bryan Gonzalez 2.50
20 Ayush Arora 2.50
21 Ryan James 2.00
22 James Earls 2.00
23 Richard Stearn 2.00
24 Sam Rhodes 2.00
25 Daniel Mcginnis-trow 2.00
26 Kyle Mccandlish 1.50
27 Junior Ahazie 1.50
28 Ricki Jackson 1.00
29 Alfie Denn 1.00
30 Grant Kemp 1.00
31 Anthony Mcgregor 0.50
32 Ben Monckton 0.50
33 Jamie North 0.50

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