Swindon

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Kingsdown School, Hyde Road, Stratton St Margaret, Swindon, SN2 7SH

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Season 15 Standings

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
For Figs Sake 8 7 0 1 63 34 29 14
Gluten Town 8 4 1 3 39 34 5 9
Bellyfica 8 4 1 3 39 39 0 9
Incredible Bulks 8 3 1 4 41 38 3 7
Torquiche United 8 3 1 4 41 47 -6 7
Navy Gravy 8 2 2 4 39 43 -4 6
Fatburn Rovers 8 2 2 4 32 40 -8 6
Cholesterol Palace FC 8 3 0 5 29 48 -19 6
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
For Figs Sake 8 4 2 2 29 9 20 10
Incredible Bulks 8 4 2 2 12 6 6 10
Gluten Town 8 4 1 3 8 5 3 9
Fatburn Rovers 8 3 3 2 12 12 0 9
Cholesterol Palace FC 8 3 3 2 4 5 -1 9
Navy Gravy 8 2 3 3 3 13 -10 7
Bellyfica 8 2 3 3 2 14 -12 7
Torquiche United 8 1 1 6 8 14 -6 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
For Figs Sake 8 5 2 1 10 4 6 12
Navy Gravy 8 5 0 3 20 9 11 10
Bellyfica 8 4 2 2 15 6 9 10
Incredible Bulks 8 3 2 3 6 14 -8 8
Cholesterol Palace FC 8 3 2 3 8 21 -13 8
Gluten Town 8 3 0 5 13 10 3 6
Torquiche United 8 2 1 5 13 13 0 5
Fatburn Rovers 8 1 3 4 1 9 -8 5

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 7 v 5 Incredible Bulks
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 For Figs Sake 10 v 4 Gluten Town
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC 3 v 5 Navy Gravy
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Bellyfica 11 v 4 Torquiche United
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Navy Gravy 4 v 4 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellyfica 9 v 3 Cholesterol Palace FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Torquiche United 5 v 5 Gluten Town
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks 5 v 7 For Figs Sake
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake 14 v 4 Navy Gravy
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Gluten Town 1 v 6 Incredible Bulks
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers 4 v 4 Bellyfica
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC 6 v 5 Torquiche United
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - January 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Navy Gravy 3 v 6 Gluten Town
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Torquiche United 9 v 4 Incredible Bulks
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC 4 v 2 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Bellyfica 2 v 10 For Figs Sake
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake 3 v 6 Cholesterol Palace FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Gluten Town 7 v 1 Bellyfica
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Incredible Bulks 4 v 4 Navy Gravy
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers 2 v 7 Torquiche United
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC 3 v 7 Gluten Town
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Torquiche United 8 v 7 Navy Gravy
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Bellyfica 1 v 10 Incredible Bulks
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers 7 v 9 For Figs Sake
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake 7 v 4 Torquiche United
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Navy Gravy 2 v 6 Bellyfica
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Incredible Bulks 7 v 6 Cholesterol Palace FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Gluten Town 7 v 3 Fatburn Rovers
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Incredible Bulks 0 v 3 Fatburn Rovers
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Torquiche United -1 v 5 Bellyfica
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Navy Gravy 10 v -2 Cholesterol Palace FC
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-5
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Gluten Town 2 v 3 For Figs Sake
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Incredible Bulks
19:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - Torquiche United
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Navy Gravy
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - Bellyfica
Week 10 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Torquiche United - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
19:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Gluten Town
20:00
League		 Navy Gravy - v - For Figs Sake
20:30
League		 Bellyfica - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 11 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Bellyfica
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
20:00
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Torquiche United
20:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - Navy Gravy
Week 12 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Torquiche United - v - Fatburn Rovers
19:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - For Figs Sake
20:00
League		 Bellyfica - v - Gluten Town
20:30
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Incredible Bulks
Week 13 - April 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
19:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Bellyfica
20:00
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Torquiche United
20:30
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 14 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellyfica - v - Navy Gravy
19:30
League		 Torquiche United - v - For Figs Sake
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Gluten Town
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - Incredible Bulks

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Marcus Timlin 5.90%
2 Greg Mepham 4.89%
3 Craig Frost 4.42%
4 Charlie Fowler 4.38%
5 Gavin Mitcham 4.36%
6 Richie Mercer 4.16%
7 Mitchell Huxtable 4.02%
8 Steven Hemmins 3.34%
9 Mark Griffiths 3.19%
10 Paul Felix 2.85%
11 Luke Willson 2.73%
12 James Barrett 2.48%
13 Chris Hornbuckle 2.22%
14 Jason Webb 1.67%
15 Chris Packard 1.56%
16 Leo Pickersgill 1.47%
17 Alan Clarke 1.17%
18 Kieran Marvell-fox 1.13%
19 Darren Cuss 1.09%
20 Kevin Robey 0.81%
21 Peter Tutty 0.78%
22 Graham Clarke 0.67%
23 Chris Siddle 0.63%
24 Jack Moseley 0.57%
25 Jamie Webb-bowen 0.47%
26 Andrew Case 0.15%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Mitchell Huxtable 11.00
2 Mark Griffiths 8.00
3 Craig Frost 6.50
4 Marcus Timlin 6.50
5 Greg Mepham 6.00
6 Chris Hornbuckle 6.00
7 Jason Webb 5.50
8 Richie Mercer 5.50
9 Steven Hemmins 5.00
10 Charlie Fowler 3.50
11 Luke Willson 3.50
12 Leo Pickersgill 3.00
13 Gavin Mitcham 3.00
14 Paul Felix 3.00
15 Jack Moseley 3.00
16 Darren Cuss 3.00
17 Chris Packard 2.50
18 Jamie Webb-bowen 2.50
19 Kieran Marvell-fox 2.50
20 Graham Clarke 2.50
21 James Barrett 2.00
22 Peter Tutty 2.00
23 Kevin Robey 1.50
24 Alan Clarke 1.50
25 Danny Good 1.00
26 Ryan Ford 1.00
27 David Collins 1.00
28 Stuart Huxtable 1.00
29 Will Ready 0.50
30 Jamie Stepp 0.50
31 Chris Siddle 0.50
32 Andrew Case 0.50

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