Wimbledon

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Goals Wimbledon, Beverley Way, KT3 4PH

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Season 7 Standings

Season Loss: 107.0kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Doh-Nutmeg 7 4 2 1 93 90 3 10
Real Lettuce 7 4 1 2 86 76 10 9
Burnt Toast Albion 7 3 2 2 101 91 10 8
FC BMIyern Munchen 7 4 0 3 88 99 -11 8
Man Titty FC 7 3 1 3 91 81 10 7
Yellow Chubmarines 7 3 1 3 92 84 8 7
Wet Spam Utd 7 2 0 5 77 90 -13 4
Gluton Town 7 1 1 5 69 86 -17 3
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Burnt Toast Albion 7 5 0 2 35 22 13 10
Doh-Nutmeg 7 4 2 1 26 17 9 10
Real Lettuce 7 4 0 3 18 18 0 8
FC BMIyern Munchen 7 3 1 3 27 24 3 7
Man Titty FC 7 3 1 3 13 15 -2 7
Gluton Town 7 2 2 3 7 9 -2 6
Yellow Chubmarines 7 2 1 4 12 21 -9 5
Wet Spam Utd 7 1 1 5 9 21 -12 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Lettuce 7 4 3 0 37 26 11 11
Man Titty FC 7 4 2 1 47 32 15 10
Yellow Chubmarines 7 5 0 2 42 29 13 10
Wet Spam Utd 7 3 1 3 38 37 1 7
Burnt Toast Albion 7 3 1 3 31 37 -6 7
FC BMIyern Munchen 7 1 3 3 31 38 -7 5
Gluton Town 7 2 0 5 34 43 -9 4
Doh-Nutmeg 7 0 2 5 29 47 -18 2

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Man Titty FC 15 v 15 Doh-Nutmeg
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Burnt Toast Albion 14 v 14 Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Gluton Town 16 v 7 Wet Spam Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce 11 v 15 FC BMIyern Munchen
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 7 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines 12 v 6 Wet Spam Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Burnt Toast Albion 15 v 6 Man Titty FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 FC BMIyern Munchen 13 v 10 Gluton Town
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Doh-Nutmeg 14 v 11 Real Lettuce
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Man Titty FC 18 v 12 Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Wet Spam Utd 13 v 17 FC BMIyern Munchen
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 7 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Gluton Town 11 v 11 Doh-Nutmeg
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce 16 v 16 Burnt Toast Albion
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines 18 v 9 FC BMIyern Munchen
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 6 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Doh-Nutmeg 10 v 19 Wet Spam Utd
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 13 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Man Titty FC 9 v 13 Real Lettuce
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Burnt Toast Albion 16 v 12 Gluton Town
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 FC BMIyern Munchen 10 v 14 Doh-Nutmeg
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Gluton Town 11 v 17 Man Titty FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 11 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Wet Spam Utd 19 v 9 Burnt Toast Albion
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce 13 v 10 Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Man Titty FC 16 v 4 Wet Spam Utd
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Lettuce 12 v 3 Gluton Town
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines 16 v 18 Doh-Nutmeg
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Burnt Toast Albion 23 v 13 FC BMIyern Munchen
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 9 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 1 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - June 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Doh-Nutmeg 11 v 8 Burnt Toast Albion
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Wet Spam Utd 9 v 10 Real Lettuce
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Gluton Town 6 v 10 Yellow Chubmarines
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FC BMIyern Munchen 11 v 10 Man Titty FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - June 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Wet Spam Utd - v - Gluton Town
20:00
League		 Doh-Nutmeg - v - Man Titty FC
20:30
League		 FC BMIyern Munchen - v - Real Lettuce
21:00
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Burnt Toast Albion
Week 9 - June 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Wet Spam Utd - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Doh-Nutmeg
20:30
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Burnt Toast Albion
21:00
League		 Gluton Town - v - FC BMIyern Munchen
Week 10 - June 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Doh-Nutmeg - v - Gluton Town
20:00
League		 FC BMIyern Munchen - v - Wet Spam Utd
20:30
League		 Burnt Toast Albion - v - Real Lettuce
21:00
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Man Titty FC
Week 11 - July 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 FC BMIyern Munchen - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Wet Spam Utd - v - Doh-Nutmeg
20:30
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Man Titty FC
21:00
League		 Gluton Town - v - Burnt Toast Albion
Week 12 - July 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Real Lettuce
20:00
League		 Doh-Nutmeg - v - FC BMIyern Munchen
20:30
League		 Burnt Toast Albion - v - Wet Spam Utd
21:00
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Gluton Town
Week 13 - July 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Doh-Nutmeg - v - Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Wet Spam Utd - v - Man Titty FC
20:30
League		 FC BMIyern Munchen - v - Burnt Toast Albion
21:00
League		 Gluton Town - v - Real Lettuce
Week 14 - July 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Burnt Toast Albion - v - Doh-Nutmeg
20:00
League		 Man Titty FC - v - FC BMIyern Munchen
20:30
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Wet Spam Utd
21:00
League		 Yellow Chubmarines - v - Gluton Town

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Luke Pullen 11.07%
2 Lee Fearon 10.82%
3 Robert Lawrence 5.16%
4 James Rock 5.05%
5 Adam Hibbert 4.44%
6 Aaron Staff 4.33%
7 Jacob Foulger 4.12%
8 Owen Wade 3.92%
9 Alex Duncan 3.87%
10 Ben Jevtic 3.65%
11 Stuart Vickery 3.63%
12 Stuart Cook 3.44%
13 Jason Greig 3.42%
14 Scott Thompson 3.27%
15 Nathan Larkin 3.22%
16 Samuel Williams 3.21%
17 Darren Rebelo 3.04%
18 Mcugen Rebelo 3.02%
19 Ashley Edmonds 3.02%
20 Arjun Shergill 2.91%
21 Samuel Hill 2.45%
22 Jordan Nevin 2.41%
23 Elango Thangarajah 2.35%
24 Sebastian Mayer 2.23%
25 John Selby 2.20%
26 Ben Bateman 2.17%
27 Jack Sutherland 2.13%
28 Chris Moreton 1.67%
29 Mackwyn Falcao 1.67%
30 Ryan Humphrey 1.49%
31 Frederick Fenwick 1.49%
32 Jamie Martin 1.40%
33 Donnovan Labuschagne 1.36%
34 Harry Turner 1.02%
35 Miguel Javelot 0.99%
36 Johnnie Okman 0.80%
37 Andrew Hislop 0.76%
38 Jack Matty 0.69%
39 Ian Ward 0.46%
40 Antonio Parker 0.44%
41 Matthew Davies 0.37%
42 Nicholas Carr 0.23%
43 Thomas Shaw 0.20%
44 Curtis Kerr 0.09%
45 Mike Theobald 0.08%
46 Jack Stonebanks 0.07%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Luke Pullen 11.50
2 Mark Douglas 9.00
3 Mcugen Rebelo 8.00
4 Owen Wade 8.00
5 Ashley Edmonds 8.00
6 Robert Lawrence 6.50
7 Antonio Parker 6.00
8 Adam Hibbert 5.50
9 Chris Moreton 5.50
10 Samuel Williams 5.50
11 Lee Fearon 5.50
12 Andrew Hislop 5.00
13 James Rock 5.00
14 Stuart Vickery 5.00
15 Jacob Foulger 3.50
16 Jack Sutherland 3.50
17 Stuart Cook 3.50
18 Nathan Larkin 3.50
19 Elango Thangarajah 3.00
20 Aaron Staff 3.00
21 Arjun Shergill 3.00
22 Samuel Hill 3.00
23 Donnovan Labuschagne 3.00
24 Ian Ward 3.00
25 Frederick Fenwick 2.50
26 Ben Jevtic 2.50
27 Harry Turner 2.50
28 Darren Rebelo 2.50
29 Mackwyn Falcao 2.50
30 Alex Duncan 2.50
31 Jamie Martin 2.50
32 John Selby 2.50
33 Sebastian Mayer 2.50
34 Jordan Nevin 2.50
35 Miguel Javelot 2.00
36 Curtis Kerr 2.00
37 Ryan Humphrey 1.50
38 Jack Matty 1.50
39 Ben Bateman 1.50
40 Matthew Davies 1.50
41 Jacob Baggs 1.00
42 Scott Thompson 1.00
43 Jason Greig 1.00
44 Thomas Shaw 0.50
45 Johnnie Okman 0.50

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