Colchester

13.7kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 19:30 - 21:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
JobServe Community Stadium, Colchester, CO4 5UP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 31 Standings

Season Loss: 13.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Donercaster Rovers 3 3 0 0 35 23 12 6
Pies and Thighs FC 3 2 0 1 48 30 18 4
Meal Deal Madrid 3 2 0 1 17 31 -14 4
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 3 1 0 2 18 16 2 2
Ozempiakos 3 1 0 2 31 34 -3 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 3 0 0 3 13 28 -15 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Donercaster Rovers 3 2 0 1 9 6 3 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 3 2 0 1 5 2 3 4
Pies and Thighs FC 3 2 0 1 9 9 0 4
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 3 1 1 1 4 3 1 3
Meal Deal Madrid 3 0 2 1 1 4 -3 2
Ozempiakos 3 0 1 2 4 8 -4 1
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC 3 3 0 0 33 13 20 6
Donercaster Rovers 3 2 0 1 18 13 5 4
Meal Deal Madrid 3 2 0 1 12 21 -9 4
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 3 1 0 2 9 9 0 2
Ozempiakos 3 1 0 2 20 21 -1 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 3 0 0 3 4 19 -15 0

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC 1 1 0 0 17 6 11 2
Ozempiakos 1 1 0 0 7 0 7 2
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 1 1 0 0 8 6 2 2
Donercaster Rovers 1 0 0 1 6 8 -2 0
Meal Deal Madrid 1 0 0 1 0 7 -7 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 1 0 0 1 6 17 -11 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Meal Deal Madrid 12 v 8 Ozempiakos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 9 v 2 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers 19 v 13 Pies and Thighs FC
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 7 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC 20 v 1 Meal Deal Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 15 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 v 13 Ozempiakos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 6 v 10 Donercaster Rovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 8 v 6 Donercaster Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Meal Deal Madrid 0 v 7 Ozempiakos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
Cup		 Pies and Thighs FC 17 v 6 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - April 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers 6 v 4 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiakos 10 v 15 Pies and Thighs FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 6 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Meal Deal Madrid 4 v 3 Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels - v - Ozempiakos
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Pies and Thighs FC
21:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers - v - Meal Deal Madrid
Week 6 - May 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC - v - Charlie’s Lardy Angels
20:30
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Donercaster Rovers
21:00
League		 Meal Deal Madrid - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Week 7 - May 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed
Week 8 - May 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC - v - Donercaster Rovers
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Charlie’s Lardy Angels
21:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Meal Deal Madrid
Week 9 - May 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:30
League		 Meal Deal Madrid - v - Pies and Thighs FC
21:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers - v - Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Week 10 - June 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Donercaster Rovers
20:30
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels - v - Meal Deal Madrid
21:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC - v - Ozempiakos
Week 11 - June 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed
Week 12 - June 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:30
League		 Meal Deal Madrid - v - Donercaster Rovers
21:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Week 13 - June 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels - v - Pies and Thighs FC
20:30
League		 Donercaster Rovers - v - Ozempiakos
21:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Meal Deal Madrid
Week 14 - July 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 James Allport 4.73%
2 Darren White 2.90%
3 Ben Collins 2.82%
4 Milan Karadzic 2.46%
5 George Hayden 1.83%
6 Jim Lister 1.81%
7 David Ainsworth 1.57%
8 Paul Farrelly 1.56%
9 James Crooks 1.52%
10 Darren Smith 1.37%
11 Tony Harrison 1.07%
12 Reece Currie 1.00%
13 Alan Currivan 0.76%
14 Kevin Ballard 0.73%
15 Dan Garrett 0.66%
16 David Langston 0.44%
17 Lee De’ath 0.35%
18 Gary Robinson 0.29%
19 Andrew Fergus 0.20%
20 Graham Lawlor 0.12%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 George Hayden 6.00
2 James Allport 6.00
3 Reece Currie 5.00
4 Jan Lawlor 5.00
5 Gary Robinson 2.50
6 Kevin Ballard 2.50
7 David Ainsworth 2.50
8 Darren Smith 2.50
9 Graham Lawlor 1.50
10 Alan Currivan 1.00
11 Darren White 1.00
12 James Crooks 1.00
13 Andrew Fergus 1.00
14 Dan Garrett 1.00
15 Milan Karadzic 1.00
16 Paul Farrelly 1.00
17 Jim Lister 0.50
18 David Langston 0.50
19 Tony Harrison 0.50
20 Lee De’ath 0.50
21 Ben Collins 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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