Guildford

1443.9kgs lost since launch

Friday 19:00 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Guildford, GU2 8DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of One You Surrey. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Surrey to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 129.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slim Reapers FC 10 8 0 2 54 24 30 16
Slim Shadies FC 10 5 1 4 38 30 8 11
Golden Wanderers 10 5 1 4 43 48 -5 11
Boca Chewniors 10 5 0 5 35 28 7 10
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 10 3 0 7 28 40 -12 6
Ivory Toast 10 3 0 7 18 46 -28 6
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 10 6 2 2 35 11 24 14
Golden Wanderers 10 6 2 2 30 17 13 14
Slim Reapers FC 10 5 1 4 31 27 4 11
Slim Shadies FC 10 3 2 5 22 35 -13 8
Boca Chewniors 10 2 3 5 16 20 -4 7
Ivory Toast 10 3 0 7 19 43 -24 6

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 3 2 0 1 24 19 5 4
Slim Reapers FC 3 2 0 1 22 19 3 4
Golden Wanderers 3 1 1 1 27 26 1 3
Ivory Toast 3 1 1 1 18 19 -1 3
Boca Chewniors 3 1 0 2 14 17 -3 2
Slim Shadies FC 3 1 0 2 25 30 -5 2

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 James Turner 10.06%
2 John Fleetwood 10.02%
3 Alexander Maurizio Cremona 9.92%
4 Ross Mckay 8.84%
5 Ben Edmunds 8.57%
6 Sergio Ginex 7.61%
7 Harry Petherick 6.67%
8 Bradley Marchant 6.03%
9 Graham Palmer 5.45%
10 Kalab Gezehagn 5.22%
11 Daniel Burns 4.54%
12 Mark Smithies 4.38%
13 Julian Murphy 4.28%
14 Gerry Jordan 4.19%
15 Anthony Parker 4.04%
16 Tom O'neill 3.83%
17 Tim Lawrence 3.50%
18 Iqbal Kamali 3.34%
19 Ernest Acquah 3.17%
20 Hayden Goodwin 3.16%
21 Samson Lewis 3.15%
22 Rhys Mclaren 2.98%
23 Riccardo Castagna 2.79%
24 Daniel Hildreth 2.40%
25 Tom Cumming 2.33%
26 Fraz Farrell 2.12%
27 Carl Harmer 2.03%
28 Chris Kennedy 2.02%
29 Phil Barlow 2.02%
30 Daniel Sweetland 2.01%
31 Sam Simmons 1.97%
32 Barry Kings-hodkin 1.85%
33 Urfan Khan 1.83%
34 Waseem Qasim 1.79%
35 Aqeel Zaman 1.66%
36 Dean Johnson 1.59%
37 Ayobami Kareem 1.55%
38 Paul Richardson 1.50%
39 Stewart Wallis 1.32%
40 Mahad Maimoon 1.10%
41 Joseph Mulae 0.88%
42 Ray Tizzard 0.86%
43 David Carr 0.74%
44 Jamie Mcnulty 0.57%
45 Adam Durrant 0.40%
46 Peter Yorston 0.28%
47 Richard Knight 0.19%

Top Scorers

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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