Newcastle
1296.6kgs lost since launch
Monday 17:30 - 19:30
WEIGH-INS FROM 17:30 GAMES FROM 18:00
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newcastle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 25 Standings
Season Loss: 36.1kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 8 | 10 | 10 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 5 | 10 | 9 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 9 |
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 8 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 8 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 6 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 9 | -13 | 5 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 7 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 11 | -12 | 1 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 46 | 11 | 35 | 12 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 15 | 19 | 12 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 20 | 13 | 8 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 37 | 25 | 12 | 8 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 27 | 33 | -6 | 8 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 45 | -25 | 4 |
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 7 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 15 | 38 | -23 | 2 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 7 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 16 | 41 | -25 | 2 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Paul Morris | 8.20% |
| 2 | Tim Parry | 7.68% |
| 3 | Matt Richardson | 6.22% |
| 4 | John Severn | 5.12% |
| 5 | Thomas Luke | 5.09% |
| 6 | Sean Dover | 5.01% |
| 7 | Adam Wilkinson | 3.42% |
| 8 | Toby Masters | 2.61% |
| 9 | Stephen Wood | 2.26% |
| 10 | Dylan Preston | 2.17% |
| 11 | Lee Preston | 1.94% |
| 12 | Daragh Lambert | 1.90% |
| 13 | Kyle Thompson | 1.78% |
| 14 | Russell Challinor | 1.66% |
| 15 | Adam Widdrington | 1.46% |
| 16 | Idris .o. Lawal | 1.42% |
| 17 | Daniel Scott | 1.25% |
| 18 | Steven James | 1.08% |
| 19 | Jake Robson | 0.99% |
| 20 | Toby Smith | 0.98% |
| 21 | John Fairlamb | 0.73% |
| 22 | Michael Blakey | 0.58% |
| 23 | Jack Flynn | 0.51% |
| 24 | Frank Daglish | 0.36% |
| 25 | Alan Scott | 0.09% |
Top Scorers
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