Newcastle
1301kgs lost since launch
Monday 18:30 - 19:30
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:00 GAMES FROM 18:30
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ
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Season 26 Standings
Season Loss: 4.3kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 5 |
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 4 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 3 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | -6 | 2 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 9 | 16 | 6 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 5 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 3 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 2 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 22 | -6 | 2 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 17 | -14 | 0 |
Cup Standings
League Cup
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 0 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 0 |
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | John Severn | 2.93% |
| 2 | Kyle Thompson | 2.82% |
| 3 | Toby Smith | 2.45% |
| 4 | Peter Mills | 2.29% |
| 5 | Jonathan Bartlett | 2.08% |
| 6 | Dylan Preston | 2.01% |
| 7 | Toby Masters | 1.20% |
| 8 | Russell Challinor | 1.17% |
| 9 | Matt Richardson | 1.01% |
| 10 | Tim Parry | 0.90% |
| 11 | Paul Morris | 0.79% |
| 12 | Sean Dover | 0.45% |
| 13 | James Phillips | 0.43% |
| 14 | Daniel Scott | 0.34% |
| 15 | Joe Allan | 0.24% |
| 16 | John Fairlamb | 0.21% |
Top Scorers
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